get fat as fuck at once
04.03.2026 17:22 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0get fat as fuck at once
04.03.2026 17:22 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0i already did, what happens now
04.03.2026 02:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
CW: Gas,fart,farting
Macros should be threatening cities with their big asses, constantly putting fear in their eyes lifting their leg to fart only to never actually do it to TERRIFY them! The joke keeps going until the macro slips up and lets it ALL out destroying half the city in one foul windππ¨
Vassago from Helluva Boss with a stupidly gigantic ass. The character of the commissioner, Calorie, is currently being smothered underneath his humongous rear. He's gripping his thigh tightly as he yearns for air. Vassago is rubbing his crotch and farting fumes of pink fluorescent gas, changing the color of the background
Obligatory #gas alt
Did you know that farts are stored in the ass? It's true! The more farts, the bigger the ass :)
cw slob gas fart farting
of course, what's the point of having a colossal butt without it being drenched in sweat from all those blubbery folds? or without massive BRRNNNTTing farts erupting out of it 24/7 to cover the area in fog and corrupt everyone within miles into fartblobs just as huge as me?
I prefer the term "effluvically impaired"
03.03.2026 01:08 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yeaaaaah, donβt share a bed with nox unless ya wanna be painted a nasty shade of green haha.
02.03.2026 20:14 β π 28 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
"god forbid people have hobbies"
-me on trial for ecoterrorism
Bit of a late post but it's my birthday today!
And you know what that means >:3
A blue bolum guy sits at a bar next to Nara, taking up two seats wth her colossal rump, while a bartender in the BG stands by. The guy leans over, trying to discretely pass gas. A meter labelled GAS is next to him, showing how much bloat is in his guts.
The bolum guy slips up and farts audibly loud, alerting both Nara and the bartender. The meter now says "Blew it..."
The bolum guy sits straight now, with a nervous look. The bartender calmly puts up a little "closed" sign on the bar, as Nara smirks wildly and starts to lean over, a bit of flatulence beginning to leave her backside.
Aftermath. Nara sits casually whistling to herself, the bartender has left, and the bolum guy is laid out on the floor on his back in surprise. There's a deep blue, Mt. Dew Voltage colored fart haze in the room thanks to Nara. Text at the top asks, "Try Again?"
#farts #farting #gas
Okay so random idea I had the other night, and drew now:
Generic "Hide the Fart" flash game type beat. The goal is to keep somebody from realizing you're breaking wind, and taking it as an excuse to let loose
Drawn featuring Nara, one of the first bolums I ever made!
get you a lover whose ass causes emergency alerts
27.02.2026 22:09 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
CW: massive fart :) planetary obliteration
Alerta: peido enorme obliteraΓ§Γ£o do mundo:)
Alerta: pedo masivo destrucciΓ³n mundial :)
A bipedal red fox paints a rainbow across the sky. They have a determined look on their face. To the right of the rainbow are segments of text from newspaper articles about grim news for LGBTQIA+ folks, especially trans folks. On the left, there are flowers on the ground, with butterflies flittering about. The discouraging words are illegible faint smudges. Artist: BriarhideIllust
Persist against all odds
25.02.2026 18:36 β π 5418 π 2348 π¬ 9 π 10I can't tell you what's interesting me...
26.02.2026 14:43 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A skunktaur? Naw ur a scentipede.
25.02.2026 15:02 β π 50 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0Ry you can't keep calling your ass that
24.02.2026 22:46 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just a reminder while this is a victory, it's not over yet until Discord completely gives up on the age verification nonsense. Don't resubcribe to Nitro immediately.
24.02.2026 16:35 β π 9945 π 5259 π¬ 3 π 0wait a minute this is a real photograph of a real thing you own
24.02.2026 01:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0waow who's this guy he's cool
23.02.2026 02:50 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Nova (skunk husky hybrid) walks to the left, arms crossed. Stink lines flow off their big skunk tail and they say "nobody is prepared for the natural skusky aroma~"
Natural Skusky Aroma
A long since finished com from 7/29/2025 for https://www.furaffinity.net/user/novaskusky
#art
"been years since i publicly uploaded"
AND MAKE IT YEARS SINCE YOU *STOPPED* PUBLICLY UPLOADING STANK ASS UNDERWEAR
#ettiart #butt #stink #gas #facesitting
been years since i publicly uploaded something with the stank ass underwear, stained and worn out from years of enduring the worst of the birds gas whenever he's in a mood. they make his ass and gas smell waaay worse.....
So I recently learned about diesel-protogen and... I bet they rumble like a huge ass engine...
22.02.2026 04:38 β π 657 π 107 π¬ 8 π 1If it donβt clap when you run and gun are you really doing the best for your squad?
21.02.2026 00:04 β π 938 π 185 π¬ 4 π 0
[CM] aroma therapy served fresh
@redfox.pawprint.page @gammagams.bsky.social
(in a world where we drive dragons instead of cars): damn the traffic is really haunches to haunches out there isn't it
20.02.2026 19:36 β π 17 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0DO NOT SCAN YOUR FACE OR ID FOR DISCORD
20.02.2026 02:45 β π 547 π 401 π¬ 1 π 1Lined Valentines' YCH for @lonelyfalcon76.bsky.social and @mizion-alicon.bsky.social !
14.02.2026 19:01 β π 68 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0