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Captainmeth

@captainmeth.bsky.social

funny British man age: 24 comms: closed He/They

742 Followers  |  734 Following  |  191 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2023  |  1.9312

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another very old OC of mine, meet Candy the Cat!
He's a dietician, and will GLADLY help you gain weight if you ask him...

10.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
Morgana getting cursed by Jack Frost to have a huge, twerking ass.

Morgana getting cursed by Jack Frost to have a huge, twerking ass.

The fuck is this status effect??

(Remake of an old piece from 2022! Alts without text and UI below, full res on my FA!)

08.02.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 930    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

oh my god..

08.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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full of juice

31.01.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1086    πŸ” 239    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nom

30.01.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1035    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 1
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looll shake it clown man!!!

29.01.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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(cw fat kink, implied nsfw) πŸ”žπŸ’šπŸ’°
[doodle]
MammonCass late night doodle for silly kinnie mood,,,,

well it was MEANT to be a doodle but it went out of hand because I like doing fake UI design lmao

my greed is boundless... πŸ’°πŸ–

27.01.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

its actually gorgeous so pim

27.01.2026 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the shoes bursting off oml...

26.01.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

big pile you can just dive into whenever you want

26.01.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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whatever

23.01.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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cuhmision for @netmelter.bsky.social

21.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 441    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

drooling like a fucking fiend over this.. oh my lord hoow

21.01.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Homer

20.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 752    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

become a true idol of what someone can achieve when they allow their mind to be drowned in nothing but lard

21.01.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ohhh its peam

21.01.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's from a scene in the Earthworm Jim series where Jim lends his super suit to Queen Slug and surprisingly, I didn't expect her to look so fat in that suit.

19.01.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 247    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Permapop fans when you ask about their relationship

28.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

their foolishness will cause their fall
also the smudge effect on the air and the blue is so nice loookin

19.01.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idiot

19.01.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

the glittery effect around the room makes this look so pretty,,,

19.01.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is insane

18.01.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giggle

15.01.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 473    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oof getting tight

17.01.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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what the hell

16.01.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 552    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 0

like and retweet # demanding more please

16.01.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sinful greed

16.01.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Advanced thoughts society isn’t a ready for,,,

16.01.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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pls be honest am i getting faaat
(ignore the cake that isnt proof)
#fatfur

16.01.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

always keep pushing yourself!
fr tho hope you make good progress <3

14.01.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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