Therapy today was a 30 minute yap session with the therapist saying ‘exactly.’ Is it working?

Thinking of hosting a cleaning night, where everyone comes over to my apartment and cleans it. If you do a good job, you get a glass of wine.

“What day is it?”
“It’s January 54th.”

Went to the cutest adult birthday party today where we all made frosting crafts. If you’re near Long Beach, check out the Latina-owned Dainty Disco. 🍒🪩

[clears throat]

holy shit.

I need tiktok to stop convincing me that I need a candle warmer.

Idk who is running La Rosa De Guadalupe’s socials right now, but they are killing it. 🔥

The way no one is using “hope this finds you well” anymore. We know you’re not well.

“Mom, come pick me up, I’m scared.”

Blue Sky feels like being at a party where I can’t find my friends who invited me.

Knock knock.