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VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room

VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room https://theonion.com/va-to-improve-veterans-health-care-with-new-500-milli-1819576535/

The White House is really looking like someone turned his ass loose with a cricut and a bunch of gold vinyl.

A family of four hand knit chickens: two adults and two babies. All are knit in the same multicolor orange and black yarns, posed on a black surface.

I just really need to show off this adorable little family. 🧶

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Yes, that's what I mean.

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

Quick question for whomever sees this. Do you use pins to hold pieces together when hand sewing your knit/crochet items? I honestly never do, and I'm wondering if it would actually make the process neater. 🧶

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Thank you!

They are the smallest of the emotional support chicken patterns. Very quick knits and people seem to love them.

I love that you let the kid design his chicken patterning. So cute!

Three hand knit baby chicks in progress, each in a different multicolor yarn.

Three babies I knit this morning. 🧶

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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/

...I was just fucking told to smile by a random guy.

Two hand knit chickens in progress, knit from the same two balls of multicolor primarily orange and black yarns.

I think I'm ready to start sewing the adult chickens. But first, what a cute pair. 🧶

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Delightful shower, coconut cream and argan oil on my hair, vitamin e oil on my surgical scars, cannabis seed oil on the rest of my body. I should be right as rain so long as I don't watch the news or leave my bedroom.

A beautiful grey and white cat having a lounge on a folded red and black plaid blanket atop a grey sofa.

Time for a well-deserved post-zoomies lounge. 😽

Potentially controversial #knitting opinion:

*deep breath*

I've never in my decades of knitting tried to learn continental style, and I have no plans to as of yet. I'm fine throwing my yarn ... for now at least.

It's a bit after 2am, and my beautiful 14-year-old lady cat has just finished a round of late night zoomies. I adore her so much. 😻

Held single, based on the yardage of the pattern, it looks like perhaps five chickens. So, a whole flock!

A large cake of acrylic/alpaca blend yarn in hues of grey, blue, and turquoise, wrapped in a white paper band, and joined by two pairs of multicolor stork-shaped scissors.

I wonder about how many chickens one could knit from this. 🧶

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It feels like there has been a lack of respect today for the fact that I work nights. Time to start making all my calls and texts at around 2am.

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat Pentagon Claims Little Red Vessel Working With ‘Narco-Terrorists’

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

I selected Fatass when I scheduled my appointment, but unfortunately in Asshole Red State, that doesn't matter at the pharmacy. I need to call my gp and see if I can get one there. A few of my coworkers have had covid recently.

I may have to knit a second one in this yarn to keep. It's just so happy.

A splayed, hand-knit chicken body in a bright traditional six-color rainbow striped yarn, on a black velvet surface.

A hand-knit chicken body in a bright rainbow striped yarn, folded so that the yellow beak is visible, on a black velvet surface.

Almost done with adult chickens for my project. This one especially warms the recesses of my cold, dark soul. 🧶

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It's perfect.

That should have said with VERY sick patients. I'm going to try to find out if I have any options for acquiring the vaccine at work this week.

I was a responsible adult today and received my flu vaccine. I wasn't as responsible as I wanted to be, though, because my state government won't allow pharmacies to give the covid vaccine to anyone under 65. Since I work in direct patient care with sick patients, I am annoyed by this.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

An ai-generated drag queen wearing a Cthulhu-inspired look, made with flowing fabrics in hues of purple and blue, with gold fringed accents.

I've been playing with Midjourney lately to create a Cthulhu-themed slideshow for my Windows lock screen, and this image generated when I entered a Cthulhu as a drag queen prompt. It's not what I was trying to make, but it's a gorgeous idea. I would love to see this in reality.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

A freshly-wound cake of multicolor yarn in hues of turquoise and grey, on a black velvet surface.

Just caked another ball of Brava Stripe so I can finish the underbelly, and I wish I had pulled this one first. One knot toward the end, but all the color changes are in order. 🧶
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