James Swyer

The Royal Family slowly removing titles from Prince Andrew and looking round at the British public for approval like an audience on The Price is Right.

Decent selection, that

Me being an #afcb fan most of the time: *tumbleweed*

Me missing one match against Fulham: tens of messages from mates who support other teams saying what a great game it was and how much I must have enjoyed it.

Blue and yellow paint for the roundabouts tomorrow? #rydercup

Can I surprise you? I'm all for the dartsification of golf.

The kids get it.

Oh. I suggested you were with Yaxley-Lennon when you were too poorly for the football.

House Of Jealous Lovers

The only rapture I'm interested in today.

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I bet the Germans have a word for the anxiety I get from all the algorithms promoting apps to deal with burnout 24/7.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Shocking, isn't he?

Make a band singular.

A seagull.

Make a band singular.

Belle.

Once again I am pinning my hopes on Bill Foley's Black Knight Football Club to lift my mood this weekend. I've missed it #afcb

Black Knight Music Group, go on Bill.

Stating the obvious, but Carlos Alcaraz is a beautiful fella isn't he? #usopen

Well done, BBC. Tell me you don't care about women's football without telling me you don't care about women's football.

The BBC lineup graphics for today's #WSL match were a disgrace.

For reference, half of the Arsenal side aren't in their positions. Last year's WSL player of the season, an attacking midfielder, is at centre back. A centre back is up front. The left hand side is made up of their two centre mids.

Thank you.

What should we expect from Milosavljevic?

@footballcliches.bsky.social Sorry if this is a bit '2 Good, 2 Bad' but someone encouraged Liverpool from the crowd/sidelines on about 41 mins and it sounded exactly like Sean Dyche.

Lee Tomlin in 'not the biggest' shock.

@footballcliches.bsky.social Drury just described Sesko as 'six foot five and plenty' having described Gyokeres as 'six foot and plenty' earlier on. Surely this is the height equivalent of 'he's 28 until be becomes 29'.

Spot on.

Josh King? Jo Kuffour? Justin Kluivert?

Wahey

I said it in the Twitter years and I'll say it now - I'm not sure there's anyone I've met in person that's taken me aback with how attractive they are than him. Breathtaking.

Where's the interview saying he chose the 18 to follow in the footsteps of Jason Tindall? #afcb

Trying to sign a six-foot winger? Sean O'Driscoll could get you two for that size #afcb