James Swyer

Just in case this war wipes us out, tell Ryan Christie I love him #afcb

So sorry, Andy. Big hugs x

Can't believe they've fucked with quizzy Mondays. Although if you get bored, my new boss is the expert on this week's Harry Hill show.

YouTube video by HARRY HILL The Harry Hill Show - Ed Gamble

A week into a new job and my boss is the guest expert on the latest episode of the Harry Hill Show. Amazing.

youtu.be/wEiXRAaAxNw?...

You've got to give a little respect to this GDPR training.

This is an abomination #afcb

Not saying I've made a great choice, but my new employer sent me some merch with my laptop etc ... including socks.

Was tempted to see Sparks at the BIC, but already scared by what that'll be priced at.

The invasion of Poland today again becomes a subject of sharply contradictory narratives

We didn't Burnham! #labour

Apologies, I was too busy going bananas myself.

Not saying that was magical, but I saw @johnneptune.bsky.social dancing to Freed From Desire.

I loved it and spent the whole time thinking THIS WAS MADE FOR ANDY

Trust me to have two weeks between jobs in the middle of a monsoon.

Where's the monkey chicken petting zoo?

Just heard The White Stripes in a shop and wonder who's the band I've listened to the most, but haven't actively listened to in a decade.

Reminder of the spectacularly poor judgement of these people

I can't stop thinking about these three. It's heartbreaking.

I'm more concerned that they both look younger than me (41)

We're gonna need a bigger tarpaulin

Sorry, I ruined it by not going.

We need a Tyler Adams who isn't made of biscuits.

Exceptional work.

I did a self referral thing through this in Oct, had a chat in Nov and they said that I was only a bit menkel so they'd give me access to their online self-service portal. Took them another month to set that up 🙃

www.italk.org.uk

@soozuk.bsky.social Sooooooooooz, sorry if I've missed this elsewhere, but will there be a 'stenders primer this year?

Do you know what they call Ving Rhames' character in Pulp Fiction in Paris?

Ace. I'm sober and stood at the back with the oldies, but they were great.

I'm not saying I'm old, but they patted down 10 lads in front of me in the queue for Kneecap and just waved me through.

The Royal Family slowly removing titles from Prince Andrew and looking round at the British public for approval like an audience on The Price is Right.