Storm Blackthorn

That explains a lot of “truthiness” over the last 30 years

Nope, he was never anti-war.

And his cult never cared.

So... he's gonna obey that law?

I can BBQ shanks on a pitchfork...

You see any wealthy that look tasty?

Yeah, they were so soft they gave Nerf a bad name.

Yeah Adam, but once the bums are out of office, YOU guys gotta govern and do sh!t that'll make us want to keep you there.

And NO MERRICK GARLANDs this time, for God's sake.

Who wants to bet it hits $50 Trillion before January 20, 2029?

I'm serious. Who's taking that bet?

That was then.

Wait till next time!

With a five minute sh!ttermission.

Not that he's leaving the podium, he's just gonna take five and drop his guts until his Sogmaster 3000 diaper dings "FULL"

Never forget how Fox News says none of this.

Ah, I see what you did there... 🧅

As interesting is that the rest of the documents still there in plain view have netted zero investigations on this continent.

There's a very real likelihood a former prince and a current lord are going down for being mentioned in said papers... yet here, nothing, not even crickets.

There's never been a better time for a truly independent candidate.

One that can look at both side and say, "A pox on both your houses."

There are massive numbers in each party who are deeply unhappy, but won't sell out to the other side.

A third option on a platform of Equal Justice looks great.

"Launch everything we got!"

And that majority of Americans has vastly underestimated the damage.

The world might've shrugged off the boorishness of the 1st term as an oopsie... but a 2nd term? The world knows this is who you are. And that the majority of you don't care.

You had friends on Sept 12, 2001.

Had.

Oh there's no way Valhalla Kash Patel's trip was only $75k.

Jet time, jet maintenance, jet fuel, pilot & crew time and accommodations, ground transport vehicles and driver time, and $1.50 for the sh!ttiest bro-booze ever wasted? And that's just a few on-the-books items.

No way it was just $75k.

Atta girl...

He'll be doling out mulled whine tonight...

How about YOUR house, Marsha? Ya dumb cult.

Democrats should have presented him with a map and said "You can't bomb it if you can't point to it."

That's the brand of bipartisan I don't hate.

And yet here we are.

And here we shall be for the next 35 months (unless some Big Mac special sauce steps up and does the job nobody else in the country seems able to do.)

I'm rootin' for Rotten Ronnies, at this point... and I hope it happens on live TV 🍔

The party will be both global and epic!

He's just pissed he's gotta be there for it instead of gettin' oily with his Grindr date...

Yes, because the "Love thy neighbor" guy absolutely sent the "poisoning the blood of our country" guy to save us... from people who love their neighbors.

Was gonna say - didn't Marya's great-great-grandparents OWN Carol's?

Fact check - THIS was the single greatest Witch Hunt in history!

The "smell my stinky and smile!" is a special kind of despot move.

When he runs his diaper up the flagpole, half the country salutes. Does it get more exceptional than that?

The Long Peace was intended to last at the end of WWII until the last people who fought in the war were gone.

I hear ya. The killing never really stopped. And it never really will.

Not here to argue.

We squandered that privilege, and the scale of what comes next may truly beggar the imagination.

Two squares I'd have found a place for:

1) Ghislaine Maxwell shows up as a guest;
2) He pardons her on live TV.

And as outrageous as that sounds, really ask yourself how many hundreds of outrages have we lived through that were unfathomable the day before they happened?

Well, HE made billions in profits without paying taxes - or abiding by the emoluments clause even a teensy little bit.

The sad fact is, he doesn't HAVE to address this. It's been done in broad daylight in front of us all.