Semester coming to an end.
08.05.2025 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Semester coming to an end.
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There were eight seasons of the TV show Silk Stalkings.
I still don't know what it was about.
I think it's best for me never to learn.
YesterLenny bought avocados. Bless you, YesterLenny.
13.02.2025 05:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tapatio Ramen is too good for me to have in the house
06.02.2025 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When you were a kid, which numbers were the good guys and which were the bad guys.
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In a letter, Kennedy said RFK Jr. was "unqualified" to be the new U.S. Department of Health and Human Services secretary just hours before he was scheduled to appear for confirmation hearings.
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Two wolves live inside you.
You are a condo.
A wolf condo.
With a very nice back porch.
The wolves are happy.
You are a nice wolf condo.
Respectfully, I'm happy to see you here!
26.01.2025 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wait, they made a movie about Gary Barlow's backup singer?
25.01.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're just going to have to talk it out with her. I'm just the guy who builds up friction between two people and gets exasperated when they blow up and then says "you're just going to have to talk it out with her"
24.01.2025 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It'll be hard to hear you over the roar of all the goal posts you're moving.
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When I was a kid, I thought I would one day understand why Marty Mcfly slept like this
16.01.2025 14:50 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I think that Walter White and Saul Goodman stayed home and watched DDDITT
14.01.2025 03:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I refuse to see "The Greatest Showman" because in my head, the bearded lady is the lead character. Whatever story I can make up about her has to be better
12.01.2025 00:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What's your favorite solitaire card game or boardgame?
11.01.2025 01:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0If you're friend is blaming DEI and not climate change, they're not your friend.
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I'm just legit enough to quit.
09.01.2025 04:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For those of us who know, a true Valencia Peanut looked too ....poop-like
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After all those denials, I'm starting to think that Billy Joel started the fire.
03.12.2024 05:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turns out the reason no one wanted celebrities to talk about politics is because they would have ruined their chances at a cabinet position
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