Marcus

Calisthenics instructor: "Just make sure it doesn't all shoot into your lower back"
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Scream 7 was fun. Missed the mark for me, and I love the franchise. I place it in the lower end. 1, 2, 4 and 6 smash it by a country mile.
Unfortunately, I'd say we don't need an 8th. But the cash cow will be milked.

That's incredible

Hey I only do 16s

Awww no. Sorry man

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Also helps that my friend, the birthday boy, reminded me that it's his day 😅

After being charged £10 for popcorn in the cinema, screaming, and nearly bullying the lad into giving me a refund for not having a tariff posted as is their obligation... My Karen moment passed and I am sat waiting for Scream 7 to start, with renewed conviction that I will neber buy cinema snacks

Fucking bellend spent weeks saying he wanted Lego Eevee, so I bought for his birthday, today. Cunt goes into town and buys it himself.

Shoutout to the homeless man who smiled and shoved his hands down his pants just now, as I walked by. He's a true one. Someone loves me, finally.

Portion sizes in Manchester are dropping dramatically. I blame the hipster renaissance takeover of Northern Quarter of a few years ago 😅

That place used to be so good, then they doubled prices, took off all deals and themes and catered only to the hun brunch crowd

All financial agreements are a scam.

Yes, Patrick, treat your ancients with more respect.

Lucky

Drew there pre-dating financial records and interest... And formal education.

😂😂😂

I hate that I paid off £850 of my student loan 2025-2026, but £243 was added back as interest.

I genuinely only looked to see if I was close to a final payment, I still have £7,500 to go 😭 I fucking graduated in 2009.

I lose my phone more than enough to consider it a magic ability

Although clearly people needed to take my phone from my hands.

Most of the time I hate my body.
Today I worship it.

Because the amount I drank this weekend, especially last night, should have me dead. No memory of the evening at all yet here I am, walking to work, feeling fine, if a little unsteady. 39 and never been bedridden by a hangover.

The stupidity shown by the fact that Trump sycophants think his social media posts are for the benefit of Iranians when they basically have no Internet access will never not be funny.

Right I'm still hammered. Help.

So many to choose from 😂

I fucking cannot 💀😂

NEVER

Saying that, it was the same person as last time I visited. I revoke slag status.

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