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I made the transition because radio 1 plays shit I can't stand and talk about nothing but Tiktok. The old people moved to radio 4. This plays at least a mix. Radio X has about 2 songs on a loop and Capital only talks about TV 😅

And what should I be listening to, keep in mind it's a shared office?

They're talking about tendon ruptures on Radio 2. Repeatedly using the achilles rupture as an example. I'm getting PTSD. 😂

It's politicians' being held to ransom by their rich donors/masters

Miles Platting and Collyhurst residents are currently being priced out of their rental homes with aim to demolish and rebuild. Naturally, they aren't taking up the brownfield sites along that way, too. And there's a few.

Hilarious how this looks like I'm just very bad at choosing he correct height of and running the hurdles. 0/10, no Olympics.

Yep, right next to my office. The flat I lived in at £1050pm, when I first moved here, is now £1800pm. Not quite a London increase over 12 years, but not far off. It's mental.

Sis does NOT want to be there 😂

Fresh, hot hazelnut chocolate croissants at work and I can't have one because I already had a portion of Terry's chocolate orange "for pre-workout energy, obviously" at 5:50 😭

MI5 probably do. It'll be a decision to hide the results of any investigation.

Fucking hell Luke. Just how many men were there 😂

Supinated dips are a cunt anyway, more so when your PT makes you balance your chest on the fucking bar

Not this for a studio flat 😭😭😭

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .

America is like seeing that "this is fine" gif, only the fire isn't where Trump is making it up, and the Reps are saying "but the Dems" instead.

Up at out before 6am because cali PT only had a 6:30 😭

Morning sir

It's called a meathook and one can see why

Sure? My one-handed version lasted about 2 seconds, like anf good spitroast

"What did you do this weekend?"
"Oh, the usual, hanging and rotating like a rotisserie chicken"

These game developers. They know what they did. They know.

You should say back that clams only rub in the ocean and rugs belong on the floor

You shall not disrespect my birthplace so 😂

You missed out the 'Royal'

Yep

Not my ex-flatmate, the one who stole my identity, saying he can't meet me to discuss because he can't tell me when he's working due to being on compassionate leave... But he's being tagged all over social media whoring around Gran Canaria 😂

Is it not ironic that the show is literally called Big Brother, it's ALWAYS had to monitor, edit, censor and control what's shown, but it's only problematic doing so if the victim is someone they find distasteful?

Oh fantastic

Who decided we were lesser because we didn't have a fresh haircut, anyway? 🤔

Haircut. Powers remain the same, because I didn't lose my epicness just because my hair grew out 🖕🏾💅🏾