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@elgobsucram.bsky.social

Probably playing devil's advocate. Probably eating. Probably playing some RPG. Scientist and regulatory specialist.

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Zeal, piety, sanctimony. She's so of the belief it's her duty to uphold her view of religion, and impose it on others to "save" them, that she will ascend to her heaven without any self-awareness that she's a cunt, instead.

12.08.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Transphobes/Reform voters

12.08.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rewatching Peacemaker. You can't not watch the opening dance credits scene thing.

11.08.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just how many people are stampeding to their GP to get the fad-jab (I SAID FAD) to make them have to put these signs up ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

11.08.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I met two really good boys today

11.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a fire truck with the words `` not today '' written on it . ALT: a man in a red jacket is standing in front of a fire truck with the words `` not today '' written on it .

POV: empty post box

11.08.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Net zero gone mad

11.08.2025 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But by the time I got home it was only an hour left anyway

11.08.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha it's an envy thing, really. We would ALL go private if we could. No one goes and sits in the NHS waiting list when they can get it done in a fraction of the time.

Onnthe bright side, my boss told me to take the rest of the afternoon off ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

11.08.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Done. Exactly two hours to report symptoms and get a blood test. Fuck me sideways.

11.08.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think being from an NHS family I'll get disowned, and cancelled in general, for daring to criticise it.

11.08.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Dr appt was delayed 30mins as the previous patient was in a state. That's OK. But afterwards I was given a 2:30 extra blood test. The nurse hadn't left the room since 2:20 but a girl appeared 2 minutes ago and was immediately let in.

An hour and a half in this building so far. God love the NHS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

11.08.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For fuck's sake, can't even get a toxic roof now, doctor surgeries have gone woke

11.08.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

11.08.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's so wild watching all the Trumpettes say people on diabetes medicine should lose weight if they're so unhealthy whilst being thinner than Trump who they genuinely believe is the pinnacle of health

11.08.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh. No, it was the cleaner dropping the mop

11.08.2025 12:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't even know what that means ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.08.2025 12:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a murder-suicide with my name on it

11.08.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks. Now it'll haunt me for 35 years.

11.08.2025 12:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know when there's a noise as you're saying thank you to someone and you have a massive panic over whether or not they heard you, so you say it again, faster, louder? That. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

11.08.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you tell I was typing whilst on a call.

11.08.2025 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Governments acting like this is the first time Israel have executed journalists

11.08.2025 10:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was only required in specific cases like disorders or medications. The boomers kept crying that it wasn't fairnajd to focus on boy ravers, so no one implemented it.

11.08.2025 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no. Not mandatory eye tests for over-70 drivers. Boomers/pensioners are so hard done by, crying they'll quickly die without easy access to gp appointments and fuel payments but expecting to not be treated as less-than-perfect elsewhere.

11.08.2025 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

9pm. Pm. Not am. Obvs. Although I could do with that level of a coma.

11.08.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to sleep at 9am as I'm at a new gym for 6:30 was painful only because my body rejected the sleep and I woke up 3 times during the night. Also pretty sure I have a stomach bug. Yay.

11.08.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morning!

11.08.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bitch

10.08.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope your dick gets chopped off

10.08.2025 12:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What was his name? ๐Ÿ‘€

10.08.2025 10:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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