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So close! That is a 4C :)

What first-line center should the leafs target at the trade deadline?

PONTUS MATTHBERG!!!!

I have never been more certain that both Carolina Hurricanes goalies will be injured before the halfway mark of a hockey game

Why is my man not wearing this

“Alex Steeves” has such a 2006 ass leafs ring to it. Matt Stajan, Alex Steen, Alex Steeves. It just makes sense.

Oldheads will scoff at 4 Nations for being a “made up tournament” while telling you all about the geniusly named “Canada cup” which was a best on best tournament held at arbitrary intervals during that weird period in NHL history where everything looked blue for some reason

not even four periods into 4 nations and I can’t stop thinking about how the NHL just… didnt want to do this, for 9 whole years.

The NHL. Like, the premier hockey league on earth. During this era of over-abundant star power. They didn’t want THIS?

We’ve been ROBBED, man. Bettman should be in jail.

TONIGHT 🇺🇸🦅

I’ve been more dialed in on the entire league this season than I’ve been in years but im really gonna need someone to tell me this isn’t a prank.

I have never heard this name in my entire life and this feels like it should be a topic of conversation! This is very strange to me!

Not to be The Scorebug Understander but can someone explain how we’ve seemingly gone backwards by like two decades with the ugliest most low-budget local news ass scorebugs in the past couple seasons

Nice goal, as long as these dumb fucking fucks don’t allow another 5 on 3 they’ll be fine

Hearing They have expanded the playoffs …

The Toronto Maple Leafs have been mathematically eliminated from playoff contention

canadian division truther logging on once again

How do you watch a crowd like this and think the leafs and oilers should only play each other twice a year

whenever I hear “skinner” I don’t think Stuart or Jeff, I just think of that serial killer cat that the oilers have as their mascot. it feels like it should be his name

The Leafs have been a carnival freakshow of shitty plays this entire game and are handily up 3-0. Don’t ask!

You can thank me later but only if they don’t fuck it up

I am pleased to report the leafs still look horrible!

Been on standings watch way more this season because the east is so wide open. Here’s how im feeling about the Leafs’ possible round 1 matchups:

OTT (lose 4-0 don’t even watch)
TB (win 4-1)
BOS (lose 4-3)
MTL (win 4-2)
CBJ (lose 4-0 don’t even watch)
NJ (win 4-2)
NYR (lose 4-1)

“My adult son, discovering LOST.”

Couldn’t even fathom them winning a playoff series against any team in the entire east playoff picture.

Hilarious. I’ve never seen a division leading team suck so much ass.

Vaxxed Logic

My farts/60 are crazy on this machine

Wildly predictable. Shutout at home versus Columbus incoming.

I mean this with all sincerity, if you are a professional hockey team starting your fourth goalie out of nowhere you should have to refund like 80% of what your fans paid to get in that night.

Gotta say I did not miss having a backbreaker in net for my team!

This is such a stupid thing to be irritated about but you can’t tell me Ottawa and Detroit making it for the first time in 40 years wouldn’t be more fun.