Ian

We don’t talk enough about Lee Ann Womack or her brunette era

Kamala Harris and Mayor Pete getting asked to talk about Gaza and getting stuck in a loop like two Walmart AI chatbots trained on all the ways to describe paper towels

This is where we're at America: electing representatives who are accountable to their constituents is considered "a political revolution."

The sickness at the core of capitalism is people literally having more money than they can spend in 1000 lifetimes and still needing some kind of incentive to do good things with it.

“They bitch” coming from a billionaire is hilarious. That’s ALL you people do.

You’re just lucky that Americans are by-and-large fucking morons otherwise you and your friends would have already been flogged in the streets for your greed.

Fuck you, your lectures, and all your billionaire friends.

Ruby nooooo

Scrolling tiktok at 4am and I’m sobbing because Aldi sent Ms. Donna a box of bedtime-snacktime treats for her birthday and I just think she deserves the world and sometimes companies do get it right

I miss her campaign every single day

Jealous of whoever is crushing their weed pen in the office bathroom stall at 9:30am

The funny thing is that this guy is proposing like a 2% tax increase on income over $1 million.

Its not anywhere close to these rich freaks "paying their fair share" and theyre acting like theyre about to be sent to the gulag.

WWE bringing back a guy that was explicitly named in the Janel Grant sex trafficking lawsuit is some deeply disgusting shit bro. Literal nasty business.

Lemme just say if President Bernie Sanders had unilaterally imposed, by executive fiat, hundreds of billions of new taxes, personally browbeat executives about job cuts and investments and then fired the head of BLS, the Chamber of Commerce and the business orgs would not be sitting idly by.

This alone is ample justification for giving several people the Mussolini Special

Grooosssss

Screen grabs of Katya visiting the Criterion Collection HQ. They're standing in a closet with physical media surrounding them in bookshelves.

First 5k race was a success

Oh Cubbies. Not like this…

If you think WNBA players shouldn't be paid because the WNBA claims -- without any proof -- there are no profits, your employer should just stop paying you.

Each week your employer should say: "Sorry, no profits again!"

And you will say: "Oh no! Guess I work for free!!"

Its 11:30pm. I am in hell.

L O L

I saw a tiktok that said they just changed the “snake” to “essential” and I’ll be damned if that ain’t it

The perfect Saturday morning:
Sunrise run/ride
Cold shower
Bacon and eggs
Penjamin
LOTR

A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads “Woman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”

Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC

HERE HIT THIS GO AHEAD M’LYNN SLAP HER

Penjamin loaded up. Night game at The Swamp. Let’s ride

This is what’s possible when you listen instead of lecture and run a campaign focused on working people.

With the updated RCV totals just released by the Board of Elections, our campaign has officially earned the most total votes in a primary in New York City history.

I re-read this list 4 times because I was sure I missed it but they really aren’t showing a single football game?

If your response to 30 dead children is “who did their parents vote for?” you are a vile person and I genuinely hate you.