oxford | parasocial princess

I’m trying one of those new zero energy drinks that depletes all of your energy

I don’t fuck with war at all that shit is not poggers

i'm doing tiktok dances in the emergency room to make the dying smile

me in lace white bra and panties kneeling in bed and cupping my tits

u want these tits? you’ll have to work for em 😉 #bbw

me on all fours on the bed wearing a red netted jockstrap and lingerie

a little butt for ya #bbw

i almost picked up my bullet vibe and put it into my mouth cause i thought it was my vape

I’ve been thinking about items ever since I saw one

very rude

*casts an infernal ray toward you*

Quite literally

why do people like fictional stories when they are literally made up, like none of that shit happened... lol

ooh very helpful ty

ty!!

AMAZING 🤩😍

Domina Laveau is squatted doggy style on a rug

Oiled up pro dominatrix shot by porn star @realanaandrews.bsky.social

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i should really sleep...

oh shit it's 4:30 am

i own a johnny knoxville shirt, it's serious for me

a fun fact about me is that i own the entire jackass tv series on dvd. jackass was one of my fave hyperfixations

YouTube video by Can Şahintaş Jackass 3D-Sweatsuit cocktail

sweatsuit cocktail www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaMF...

YouTube video by Jackass Archive Paper Cuts - Jackass: The Movie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=byUd... paper cuts

i almost picked up my bullet vibe and put it into my mouth cause i thought it was my vape

thank you for this question. the one i still can't watch to this day is paper cuts. the one i was closest to throwing up was sweatsuit cocktail.

end of an empire things

norm mogs these fools

god level

"People are going to have a lot of college professor rather than a disturb- trouble with this movie," offers ing visionary director, is just back from Cronenberg in his classic deadpan the Cannes Film Festival, where Crash delivery, "and that's because they've earned critical raves while burning never seen a movie begin with three sex audiences' collective forbearance with scenes in a row. I believe many people its nightmarish portrayal of car crashes won't watch the sex scenes; they'll turn as the ultimate sexual turn-on. The away or tune out. But if they do that, notoriety, with murmurs of bans and they'll have missed the movie, because boycotts, is legitimate. Crash, sched- the sex scenes are the movie."

The Cronenberg interview about CRASH (1997) does NOT disappoint

My man out here defending the magic of sex scenes, God bless

alright i'm half packed, laundry is still in the dryer so tomorrow i do undies socks and toiletries, i also have to fold the remainder of my clothes and wash my sheets

überlube of course for those wondering

just bought my first silicone lube. really moving up in the world of lubrication