Oh no! Iβm gonna lose my driverβs license.
08.03.2026 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no! Iβm gonna lose my driverβs license.
08.03.2026 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WTF did horshit THINK was gonna happen? apple.news/AvZ8Yive5SmK...
08.03.2026 02:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#MusicChallenge
#EmojiSounds
Day 8 - π©
βLet me be your little dog βtil your big dog comes.β
youtu.be/ESl435HsF-Q?...
Iβve just gotta get
Off of here for awhile. My
Brain is exploding.
#haiku
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
8 - song by a band/artist that starts with H
youtu.be/pvYCtdZpOMg?...
#DavidsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
7 - song by a band/artist that starts with G
youtu.be/aRlSHG5hRY4?...
Cool.
youtu.be/dDblF-J6qvY?... was in the same vein and was released a bit earlier than YDOM.
Itβs a damned crisis!
Hello darkness my old friend!
My blankie is gone!
#haiku
What do you mean? Iβm
Not allowed on the stool. Thatβs
Just ridiculous.
#haiku
#MusicChallenge
#IsmuasMonthOfMusic
Day 8
A Song That Feels Ahead Of Its Time
youtu.be/UYeV7jLBXvA?...
I never follow
A recipe, but I love
That spinach mornay.
#haiku
#EcksteinsMonthOfMusic
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
Day 7. A song about death.
I hesitate, but
youtu.be/IE-AcC53OYY?...
For people depressed,
God help you if you need it. Thereβs hope for us all.
#haiku
Munch munch chicken lunch:
Two brioche baguettes with some
Tasty tomatoes.
#haiku
The going rate for
Forgiveness is four pieces
Of aged cheddar cheese.
#haiku
#EmojiSounds (7)
#MusicChallenge
π
youtu.be/uIPS4LyveJs?...
I wanna go home.
Iβm overstimulated.
Still five hours to go β¦
#haiku
#EmojiSounds (7)
#MusicChallenge
π
youtu.be/j-opxZJvIZ0?...
Hereβs some sound advice:
Leave Armageddon to God,
Ya stupid dipsh*t.
Effing Republicans
07.03.2026 20:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have a feeling
My childhood was worse than I
Might remember it.
#haiku
An article describing how a Norwegian immigrant married a US citizen but ICE detailed her and refused her insulin, causing blindness and almost killed her. In between, an ad from the common sense leadership fund lauds the president's "understanding of the art of the deal" and boosts his alleged pro-business agenda
The contrast is ghoulish. A "pro-business" president nearly killing people because cruelty is the point.
07.03.2026 13:33 β π 3471 π 1262 π¬ 153 π 59anyway, the fucking idiot dropped a stunning bit of news on us. βa lot of our people were walking around without legs.β huge, if true.
a ton of stupid shit happened this week but the winner of The Four Seasons Total Landscaping Oh My God He's A Moron Prize goes to Donny, who actually uttered this quote. I cover all this and more in my Saturday round-up, "this week in stupid." thanks for your attention, link is here: bit.ly/4rR91fz
07.03.2026 18:52 β π 649 π 121 π¬ 18 π 3π₯Ex-CIA Ex-Marine congressional candidate @adamduniganva8 : βThis is now a regional conflict involving 17 countriesβ¦ incompetence, lack of planning, and an inability to understand the scale of the crisis theyβve createdβ¦ Trump spent more time with Epstein than planning for war.β
07.03.2026 02:56 β π 3213 π 1318 π¬ 97 π 91
DST will start
Overnight. And just how should
I reset the cat?
#haiku