Doc Gilgamesh

I've always hated posts like these because when you look at the series financials, you realize that later in that same match, The Undertaker chokeslammed Mankind through the cage roof and back into the ring in a largely unplanned spot

evo 2027:

women with thick arms

SHUWATCH!

"looks like a PS2 game"

the PS2 game:

Of the unfinished paintings I have this Shin Getter is probably the one I'm proudest of even in this state

RIP itagaki. complicated legacy to leave behind, dude was, certainly a type of guy they dont make anymore for better and worse. lots of seemingly larger than life generational figures leaving us as of late. gonna play some DOA today and meditate on it for a while.

i should be clear, like. dude had credible allegations of harassment & being a sex pest towards women who worked at Tecmo. i hope they found the peace and restitution they deserve. people's ability to live life free from that shit is more important than games.

Customer: MY DAY JOB IS RECOVERING RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS (Material Unaccounted For) FROM THE SEA FLOOR

DMV: EATIN' PUSSY

Verdict: REJECTED

Getting broken up with because your o-face looks like a YouTube clickbait thumbnail.

a japanese qrt of a post teasing a new master grade gunpla announcement where the user's profile icon is mcgillis fareed gundam iron blooded orphans in a normal suit

I love posts like this where I don't even need to translate to know exactly what it says based on icon alone

guy who only buys products branded with YouTubers excited for the MrBeast bank

WWE: Bro, you still have a non-compete even though we fired you

Andrade:

Let’s go, Thursday.

laugh as much as you want but his engineers have developed the most efficient divorce-producing machine known to humankind

I'VE FOUND IT AT LAST

screenshot of the zabi family at garma's funeral from the gundam origin manga, with kycillia and gihren juxaposed with shrek giving a sideways glance while dozle and degwin weep histronically

Listen, I hate to be a drag and I know a lot of good people work at Starforge systems, but even though he's no longer a public face of the company it's still his investment.

Buying Starforge computers puts money in Asmongold's pocket. It's really that simple.

I GUESS I should post this here or something. You missed out on the creation of this....thing if you missed my stream today. That's very sad for you. For you @ryyudo.bsky.social

homer simpson in the homer, the incredibly ugly green car he designed

“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”

January 29, 1986, Voice recording of the first episode of Dragon Ball

I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED I NEED TO WITNESS A FLAMING PILE

Dead or Alive Creator Tomonobu Itagaki Passes Away | Restart The creator of the Dead or Alive series, founder of Koei Tecmo’s Team Ninja, and the man behind the revival of the Ninja Gaiden series, has passed away at age 58.

Fun Itagaki note: you would not, from his public persona, think of Itagaki as a guy that liked anything but blood and boobs in games, but he once gave this interview to GameTrailers where he went on for minutes over how good Pikmin and Chibi Robo are. www.restart.run/articles/dea...

"Debate is a way to find truth" is the worst, most wrongest lesson I learned in 2000s era internet forums and some motherfuckers never caught on and just kept going with it.

And I'm saying this as the person who would usually win. Being a better, funnier bully didn't make me right.

YESSSSSSS I'M SO HAPPY THERE'S FUCKING COMPLETE GARBAGE ON THE HORIZON
OH THIS IS GONNA BE TERRIBLE

A company with decades of single-player experience pivoting to multiplayer? Well, it worked for Anthem, Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League, FBC: Firebreak, Redfall, Marvel's Avengers, and all those PlayStation games

Hangman and Samoa Joe: “I’m gonna show ya that I’m the real top dog in AEW!”

Toni Storm and Kris Statlander: “The unbridled sexual tension between us has reached an insane fever pitch.”

The Jon Moxley and Darby Allin subplot: