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Lefty. Swimmer. Spinner. Woke. Menorca. Notts County. Liverpool/St Helens

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Roos stuck on his line again?

02.03.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™„

01.03.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They do

01.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
How Much I Dislike the Daily MailΒ 
Β 
I would ratherΒ 
eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,Β 
blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,Β 
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,Β 
than read one page of the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
If I was boredΒ 
in a waiting room in Perivale,Β 
on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,Β 
halfway through a circumnavigational sail,Β 
I would not read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
I would happily readΒ 
the autobiography of Dan Quayle,Β 
1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,Β 
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
Far better toΒ 
stand outside in a storm of hail,Β 
scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,Β 
be swallowed by a humpback whale,Β 
than have to read the Daily Mail.Β 
Β 
If I was blind Β 
and it was the only thing in Braille,Β 
I still would not read the Daily Mail.Β 

Β 
Brian BilstonΒ 

How Much I Dislike the Daily MailΒ  Β  I would ratherΒ  eat Quavers that are six weeks stale,Β  blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale,Β  listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail,Β  than read one page of the Daily Mail.Β  Β  If I was boredΒ  in a waiting room in Perivale,Β  on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail,Β  halfway through a circumnavigational sail,Β  I would not read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  I would happily readΒ  the autobiography of Dan Quayle,Β  1001 Things You Can Do With Kale,Β  selected scripts from Emmerdale, if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  Far better toΒ  stand outside in a storm of hail,Β  scratch a blackboard with a fingernail,Β  be swallowed by a humpback whale,Β  than have to read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  If I was blind Β  and it was the only thing in Braille,Β  I still would not read the Daily Mail.Β  Β  Brian BilstonΒ 

Today’s poem is called β€˜How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.

20.08.2025 09:06 β€” πŸ‘ 939    πŸ” 297    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 32
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Obviously it's not funny to laugh at British expats who are being bombed in Dubai having fled there to avoid the violence of Britain, of course it's not, stop it, but a million flowers for "Dynorod Stewart". Exceptional work.

01.03.2026 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4
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STRONG AGREE!

01.03.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

No intent. No excessive force. Never a red.

01.03.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not for me. Macari adds so much going forward that neither McD or Platt could do

01.03.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If all fit…

01.03.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Good suitable reasons for going for it though

28.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Because him and his cronies own the press. They tell everyone what to think.

He’s doing it to distract from the fact that he’s a pedo cunt and should be in jail for his Epstein escapades

28.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s a massive cunt too.

28.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We
Are
Notts

πŸ–€πŸ€

28.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

28.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m easy

28.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

28.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Iran bombing Dubai. Hope Tice and Oakshott are in residence.

This will escalate.

Trumps Board of Peace though. 🀣

28.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Love his interviews. Love his attitude. Love that he is still really young. πŸ–€πŸ€

28.02.2026 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Get a new deal in front of Jacob Bedeau by the way

28.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Assistant left in the week and they brought back a club legend I think. Might make a difference

28.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely love Martin Patterson though.

28.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Reasonable back up to be fair 😳

28.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right in front of my brother and he reckons shouldn’t even had been a yellow.

28.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed.

28.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still going Walsall though.

Fuck it!!

You Pies!! πŸ–€πŸ€

28.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We are in a wobble. Need to get out of it quick

28.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣

28.02.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not sure Enoru is ready for league football

28.02.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We need skipper, AJ and Norburn back as soon as possible

28.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Got 0-1 written all over it

28.02.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0