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Wile E. Coyote's ACME Sales Rep

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Happily married GenX with a #Mets heart, a #BlueCrew soul, and a bookshelf fit to start a revolution. Rescuing animals, music, history, science, books, and stray animals keep me sane. Posts may contain sarcasm and stray cats.๐Ÿ’™โšพโš–๏ธ๐Ÿ“–โœŒ๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ

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GM, Mary & friends!๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜•๏ธ
It's finally Friday!
Is it me, or are these weeks getting longer? I have a date with the Calendar Committee today. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ
This weekend, we gain sun and lose sleep; hopefully, I can stay awake to see the light.
Have YOU seen the light?๐Ÿ˜‚

Mind Your Wile
Smile
Laugh
Love
Live!
๐Ÿ’™โ˜•๐Ÿค—โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿบโœจ

06.03.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadly no... coffee doesn't actually make the week shorter, it just makes sure you're wide awake for every agonizing second of it. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
Well, Stace, stay focused, stay vertical, stay caffeinated, and stay away from ICE!

06.03.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says " i have seen the light " in front of a stained glass window Alt: a man in a suit and tie says " i have seen the light " in front of a stained glass window

GM, Vic! ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜•๏ธIt's finally Friday.
Is it me, or are these weeks getting longer? I have a date with the Calendar Committee today. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ
This weekend, we gain sun and lose sleep; hopefully, I can stay awake to see the light.
Have YOU seen the light???๐Ÿ˜‚

Mind Your Wile
Smile
Laugh
Love
Live!
๐Ÿ’™โ˜•โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿบโœจ

06.03.2026 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump's foreign policy is like a toddler with a blowtorch. Telling Iranians to "rise up" while baiting the Kurds into a civil war, all so he can pick the new "Leader."
It's a plot too stupid for a bargain-bin novel. But hey, it's the Trump way: everything he touches dies. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ“‰
#ETTD

06.03.2026 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good morning, Brenda. See you tomorrow.๐Ÿค—

06.03.2026 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can put him in a tailored suit and give him a podium, but Tim Sheehy is still just a violent "good ole boy" at heart. Some habits and tempers just don't wash off.
#Sheehy

06.03.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thou Shalt Not Assault Marines While Sending Them To War U.S. Senator Sheehy Is going to Hell.

share.google/xOnrAReETl0R...

05.03.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8432    ๐Ÿ” 2270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 353    ๐Ÿ“Œ 141
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This is not good.

06.03.2026 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3746    ๐Ÿ” 1601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 348    ๐Ÿ“Œ 269

Science and reality ask questions that may never be answered.
Religion dictates answers that may never be questioned.

06.03.2026 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GM, Ms. Crow! ๐Ÿ˜Žโ˜•๏ธIt's finally Friday. Is it me, or are these weeks getting longer? I have a date with the Calendar Committee today. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ
This weekend, we gain sun and lose sleep; hopefully, I can stay awake to enjoy the light.
Stay focused.

Mind Your Wile
Smile
Laugh
Love
Live!
๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿซ‚โ˜•โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿบโœจ

06.03.2026 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Freedom of religion is also freedom FROM religion. And the GOP has been violating the rights of all non-Christians for decades. I will always have a problem with that as should everyone. More people have died in the name of the Abrahamic religions than for any other reason in modern human history.

06.03.2026 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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GM Stace! โ˜•๏ธ It's finally Friday. I've got a date with the Calendar Committee today. Is it me, or are these weeks getting longer? ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ
Gain sun, lose sleep, hopefully I can stay awake to enjoy the light. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Stay focused and don't forget to Mind Your Wile
Smile
Laugh
Love
Live!
#BreakfastCrew ๐Ÿ’™โ˜•โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿบโœจ

06.03.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just threw up a little in my mouth. Coffee tastes much worse the 2nd time around.

06.03.2026 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's enjoying this waaayyy too much.

06.03.2026 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesโ€”including the United States.

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4862    ๐Ÿ” 2472    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 303    ๐Ÿ“Œ 407
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GM Brenda, Jaye & #BreakfastCrew! โ˜•๏ธ It's finally Friday. I've got a date with the Calendar Committee today. Is it me, or are these weeks getting longer? ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ
Gain sun, lose sleep, hopefully I can stay away to enjoy the light.
Stay focused and don't forget to Mind Your Wile
Smile
Laugh
Love
Live! ๐Ÿ’™โ˜•โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿบโœจ

06.03.2026 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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06.03.2026 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good evening, CJ and friends.

May your chaos be artisanal, hypoallergenic, smallโ€‘batch, grass-fed, organic, ethically sourced, and Gen X-level feral. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™โ˜ฎ๏ธ

06.03.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TY @cathyhadenough.bsky.social๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค—
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06.03.2026 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Always, Jaye๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค—

06.03.2026 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think that's a mouse...

06.03.2026 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2 cats cuddling in a window with snow outside and a lemon tree with a lemon inside.

2 cats cuddling in a window with snow outside and a lemon tree with a lemon inside.

06.03.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So like what? You took a vacation or something? You think you're European now? Should I call you Frenchie? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚

I hope you had a wonderful time, whatever you were doing. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค—

06.03.2026 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Running behind just seems to be my natural state on here...

06.03.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still too big! ๐Ÿ˜

06.03.2026 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค—

06.03.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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