Sam Abate

This, & posting the 10 Commandments at school, screams good Christian values

I'm no Pete Rose...

UEFA boss Gianni Infantino calls for red cards for players covering mouths UEFA president Gianni Infantino has called for players who cover their mouth in on-pitch confrontations to be sent off.

Why doesn't this fascist-loving clown worry more about his "peace prize" being shit all over?
www.espn.com/soccer/story...

But her emails.👇

#FIFA needs to publicly & vocally condemn the actions of its "peace prize" recipient, revoke the "prize," & immediately move all #WC2026 matches to solely Canada & Mexico.

The #FIFA Peace Prize president is bombing another country again

Maybe he'll discover a penguin that can pitch 200 innings a season

Yup. The #Orioles medical wing is in mid-season form.
😂😩😢

Mirror that lies
A mirror that lies
That couldn't be me
In the gorilla disguise!

Nobody From Nowhere, Jimmy Buffett, off 2009's "Buffet Hotel" album

Ok, I'm out. I was only here to watch his brain melt, but all I got was slurred racism & yelling at clouds
#SOTU

All voters already do show proof of ID & citizenship... it's how you register to vote you wrinkled shit stain
#SOTU

Good grief, it's like watching a rally from 1930s Germany
#SOTU

Still preying on the vulnerable, I see
#SOTU

Ahhh, there it is. The racism we all knew would show up.
#SOTU

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Live look from the #SOTU...

Picking up a lot of slurping & slurring from the ol' orange prune pretty early on

Decades of Big Macs have a chance to do the most epic thing in history tonight...

Frankie & Lola, Jimmy Buffett, off 1985's "Last Mango in Paris" album

Being an "essential employee" sucks
#snowmageddon2026 #snowpocalypse2026

Here's Kash Patel, Director of the Federal Bureau of Jock-Sniffing On The Taxpayer's Dime

🤬😡
How much did this ego boost cost us? Friggin clown show.

Kelly Oubre Jr is amazing

tech industry out there inventing self-crashing cars and vibe palaver machines but do they come up with espresso drones? no, of course not

Happy birthday! Get yourself some Aleve to celebrate. (Trust me.)

Ideally, no day. Snow is awful. That being said, if I HAD to choose, I'd say Saturday. I'm not going anywhere Saturday or Sunday anyway so might as well be then. (For reference, my job doesn't give me snow days.)

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Live look at Bona's rim defense tonight in NOLA
#Sixers

European countries currently investigating EPSTEIN crimes:

UK, FRANCE, POLAND, TURKEY, LITHUANIA, LATVIA (+ more)

USA: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

#AccountabilityIsHappening_Elsewhere ⚖️

I mean, its hardly worth the effort with kids