Pterodactyl Sunset

EBAY buyers. When viewing a listing, remember that 'untested' means it doesn't work, and "sold as seen' means it's completely fucked Shenkin Arsecandle, Llareggub

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz353bs

Particularly avoid and summer fetes or open days at Midsomer ...

🤞

Shock as bar added then removed from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole' Mock reviews had seen the hole ranked as a town's top attraction before the bar was added.

Damn right this looks important

Thanks Matt - I had forgotten

3 points at Crawley #notts

Train gone on detour. Just passed Crawley on way to Gatwick wher I will have to get a train or bus to Crawley. Marvellous

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."

Nadhim Zahawi failed in bid for peerage from Tories before Reform defection, sources say Ex-chancellor asked Badenoch’s team for seat in Lords but was apparently rebuffed over sacking for tax affairs

Nadhim Zahawi failed in bid for peerage from Tories before Reform defection, sources say

What is ‘hobby dogging’? Trend of training imaginary dogs ridiculed online ‘Hobby dogging’, where dog lovers train with imaginary pets on the end of leashes and harnesses, has taken off in Germany.

Nobody tell them.

Harrogate Town goalkeeper signs for Notts County

Also ex Tamworth thestrayferret.co.uk/in-your-area...

Confirmed

www.nottscountyfc.co.uk/news/2026/ja...

Winter blooming of hundreds of plants in UK ‘visible signal’ of climate breakdown New year plant hunt shows rising temperatures are shifting natural cycles of wildflowers such as daisies

We've been working with @metoffice.gov.uk to analyse 10 years of #NewYearPlantHunt data.
The analysis provides the clearest evidence yet of how rising temperatures are impacting the British & Irish flora, with knock-on effects for all our wildlife.
www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Lacklustre. Not a confident performance so far. Was everyone in the pub last night?

Its now 1:30 - still nothing - unbelievable - just a banging head 🤣

That was a shame - still injured?

YouTube video by Fall of Civilizations 20. Persia - An Empire in Ashes

Episode 20 is now available with video!

With maps, reenactments and beautiful aerial footage, find out how the world of Achaemenid Persian empire rose, flourished and finally fell.

When is a sausage not really a sausage? Ask the meat lobby | George Monbiot European legislators may ban plant-based products from using the name to prevent ‘confusion’. Just don’t mention beef tomatoes or buffalo wings, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot

Thick as mince and thick as thieves. A column about the absolute idiots European legislators have made of themselves over the naming of food, at the behest of meat lobbyists.
You laugh and then you weep.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

YouTube video by The Bright Current The FOOD CHAIN Collapse: Why The Middle Class Will Meet HUNGER | Yanis Varoufakis

"The FOOD CHAIN Collapse: Why The Middle Class Will Meet HUNGER"
via Yanis Varoufakis
youtu.be/hCG5M07OFQY?...

Professional portrait of Partner Raj Chada alongside quote - "Juries are part of our democratic settlement ; in fact no other part of the constitution is so open the public and ordinary people can participate in decisions of such importance It ensures that verdicts are fair and reflects community and society values"

Proposals to remove jury trials for most offences risks damaging the foundations of justice.

Juries are central to our democratic settlement and ensure decisions reflect society, not a narrow judiciary. Their role should be protected, not reduced.

#JuryTrial #JusticeSystem #LegalSupport

This government has not taken a single meaningful step to tackle the causes of the horrendous inefficiencies in the criminal justice system, instead rushing to dismantle trial by jury.

Legal professionals have offered numerous alternatives to address the backlog.

Ministers are not listening.

How many journeys is this guy taking?

[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.] JANET: Ugh... LIZ: What's up? JANET: I am so bored of cooking peas! LIZ: Have you tried... AI peas? JANET: AI peas? LIZ: They're peas with AI! [Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI]. LIZ: Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas JANET: What LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines] Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas? [Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it] LIZ: Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine [Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas] LIZ: With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas! JANET: What LIZ: Shut up LIZ: Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow From opening the bag of peas to boiling the peas to eating the peas To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means. JANET: Is it really necessary to- LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]: THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET [Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan: AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas. [Ends]

Every ad now

I thought he made a great pairing with Wes Thomas.

Havant and Waterlooville felt like being beaten by a team that had just trundled out of a pub on a Sunday afternoon

Stop the cuts at Royal Cornwall Hospitals NHS Trust Cornwall’s NHS needs investment, not cuts. Patient care depends on the staff who keep the system running.

Royal Cornwall Hospitals Trust plans to cut 150 admin posts - the people working behind the scenes who keep our hospitals running.

Longer waits, missed calls and risks to patient care will follow.

Please sign & share their petition✍️
www.megaphone.org.uk/petitions/st...

This supercomputer likes what it seems from Notts and is predicting this end to the season Promotion-chasing Notts kept their good running going with victory over Cambridge United.

More Season predictions...
www.nottinghamworld.com/sport/footba...

Arrived for tonight’s game vs Swindon COYP