Gumby

I love my country of Philadelphia

Billie Starkz is the best wrestler in the world because she brought out the blue meanie and somehow got me to say “well that’s kinda fun” instead of “I wish I was dead”

This does make me want to die but also I’m kind of impressed at how far he’s taken this

Has Sammy as a face ever once worked lol

Ishii kinda looks like if you brought a Mighty Bean to life

I am throwing one back in your honor (one lemonade of course)

I am! I’ll be at between 2 and 4 of the residency shows!

Every time I go to see professional wrestling I am cursed with seeing Blake Christian

He was the biggest driving force for the sole reason that they actively swept the legs out of every other force. Business was at its highest and growing in the territories during the WWF’s rise. To act like Hulk Hogan saved wrestling from obscurity is a misunderstanding of history.

The blood squirting out of Tremont’s head like he’s a cartoon geyser is one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen and I cannot believe I saw it in person

Just got randomly handed what I can only assume is a cool virus

Shotzi leaving WWE and going straight into TOS is so fucking cool she rocks

Tournament of survival? More like tournament of PISS! (I’ve had to pee four times since we got to the venue)

Watching Zandig hype up GCW with his CZW tattoo is so funny

Before my adoring fans need ask, I’ll let you know that I WILL be at TOS this weekend

(I am not going to ask)

Chuck Taylor at the Chris Farren gig do you think he’ll chop me if I ask

Been getting a lot of ads about testicular cancer on instagram and starting to wonder if they know something I don’t

Just watched two kids do the Danielson/McGuinness ring post spot at the bus stop

(That being said if you have a job for me I would love to have a job again hit me up)

My “off Bluesky for several months” update for everyone is most every aspect of my life has been fucking insane for several months but on Sunday I will be 14 months sober and have two creative projects I’m working on I’m very excited about so I’m big chilling

I’m gonna be fuckin rich

Missed you buddy

Wow my replies are already so killer

I deleted twitter off my phone and it made me remember I can post on here so I’m here to shitpost what’s up

What’s poppin

Today!

I’m one year sober! To celebrate, I will be LIVE on twitch this Saturday, March 1st, raising funds for the Philadelphia Film Society! PFS has been integral to my sobriety journey, and your donation goes towards the many wonderful programs they have! Hope to see you there!

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