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Apparently we a mixing pot of 🎩 up in this piece:🧚♀️ 🚨 ♌️ 🧿
I'm always jealous of theose people who buy old schools, fire stations and stores and turn them into homes. #jameyxoxo
15.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PARKS AND REC FANS!
Bid on a ZOOM call with Adam Scott L, Nick Offerman, and Mike Schur!
Proceeds go to build specially-designed mortgage-free homes 🏠 for severely wounded US veterans!
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And check out all the items at eBay.com/HFOT
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Hate when The Stag goes quiet online and in our connect. I know he's physically fine and all but a quiet opponent is a sneaky opponent
15.11.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching dog videos and cooing how the babies needed kisses only to look up to see my friend's face. "What?"
"You fall in love with dogs in like point two seconds. Meanwhile the rest of us gotta write a 10 page essay to just get you to smile at us."
Blink. Blink. "You ain't wrong..."
When you a handful but he got big hands... #jameyxoxo
10.11.2025 18:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You date me there are 2 things you can rely on going up- Your blood pressure and your water bill.
08.11.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Friend: What's your worst trait?
Me: I hear I'm stubborn (insert face)
Friend: You don't even believe that objection. You know that shit is true.
Really not enjoying people and their little attitudes today.
04.11.2025 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate being apart. It kills me I cant just call or pop up for a hug.
02.11.2025 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SCREAM
Just message me already. Christ
Superman is nice but have you seen Clark Kent?
27.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I believe that Sirens are of the seas and mermaids are of the oceans.
18.10.2025 21:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NYPD announces that zero arrests were made at the massive No Kings protests today after Republicans spent days claiming the protestors are violent terrorists.
18.10.2025 20:44 — 👍 10493 🔁 2709 💬 203 📌 137I'm out here using my wiles, my wits and my whimsy to make it.
And occasionally some whiskey and white wedding.
In the history of mankind has a man who insists,'I just wanna talk to you for a second' actually gotten that second? I'm just curious
17.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love a good iron tree drama. If you know, you know. #jameyxoxo
14.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Friend: You and your brother have a ruthless streak.
Said brother and I share a look. They didn't lie.
You like me.
Apparently.
Stop grinning.
No, you stop grinning first.
#writing #jameyxoxo
Like my country is being puppeteered by a man who the other kids always bombarded at dodge ball. It's insanity
07.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear diary, today I learned what 1423 means. I'm still smiling.
03.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What I would give for a completely honest, anonymous assessment of this appalling and ludicrous spectacle from the commanders in the room.
30.09.2025 15:00 — 👍 19450 🔁 3334 💬 942 📌 196
Are we ready yet?
youtu.be/RTnRhcgPY7I?...
Work pass code generated C9nt.
Bitch you wanna fight?! I get off at 5! #jameyxoxo
Lol, this came up during someone's video, and I laughed cos it's already on my writing list.
29.09.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been getting a lot of insight into how people see me, and I mean I cackle. People make me way more complicated than I actually am.
29.09.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me: You're never seen The Great British Bake-Off?
Dearest: Stop saying it like I told you something shocking.
Me: In my orbit, this counts as a violation. The council will send you a warning and a watch schedule in 3-5 business days.
Awww sookie sookie now
23.09.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking for a coconut scent. Chatting with my friend as I do my research and he points out that I spend a lot of thinking power to smelling like fruits and nuts.
This why I need new friends.
