Melissa Russell

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Thinking about the days when Nathan Fielder built a Dumb Starbucks in Los Feliz.

Walton Goggins turning on HBO Sundays for the next month and a half:

“Meh, veterans. Who cares”

#oscars #oscars2025

Nobody:

That one French lady who won for Emilia Pérez:

I might need a Xanax.

Episode 7 of Paradise is fucking incredible.

I’m a planner so we had everything and everyone ready to go with a plan to evacuate. But again, we didn’t even have a level 1 watch order. Have a go bag ready if you’re anywhere near the fires.

Forced to evacuate. We’re all safe, pets are safe, but nerves are shot. Esp after we were evacuated with no prior watch or warning order. Straight to go. Hope it was out of an abundance of caution so roads are clear if it gets worse. I love our house, but everything that really matters is with us.

For folks evacuating horses and other animals in Altadena and the Palisades:

We had ten dogs, TEN on our flight home! Four were being trained for security. So we had German Shepherds and labs hanging out. Entire plane was thrilled. The flight attendants, passengers, the dogs…With this much joy, just let them all on the plane. Even the non-working lazy good boys over 18lbs!

meanwhile

My sexuality is Andrew Garfield putting on his glasses to read the teleprompter.

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

You have to eat McDonald’s before leaving the parking lot. Driven to a private jet and plated? Those fries are deader than the bear in Central Park.

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I'd like to see Jake Paul step into the ring with a fed-up middle-school teacher who has to deal with his 11-year-old fanboys.

Playing Oregon Trail in an attempt to familiarize myself with the diseases I'll be dodging next year. A researcher.

Don’t be the same dusty ass you were on Twitter. Post your hobbies, your passions, talk with each other, follow people back. There is no reason for someone with like 78k followers to be following a handful of people. Don’t act like you’re an elitist dipshit here. We are nice here, to each other.

Can’t stress this enough, English Teacher on Hulu.

Reposting as required. I don’t make the rules.

I forgot this existed! Hey, guys!

"Get my good side."
"I don't have that kind of time."

Someone I know who works at WB posted on Facebook that the honking is SO annoying and asking people to chill with it.

Thanks for the heads up, I’ll be honking more 🫡

Same scene. Even ripped off the song for the score.

it's good, we need the earthquakes

Lookin good, WB

To which actors would happily step aside.

I haven’t acted much as an adult, but I WAS on a recurring character on one of the most critically acclaimed animated shows of all time, as well as being an actual Disney villain.

But thanks to streaming, I have never once made enough to qualify for SAG healthcare.

Just thinking about this today for no reason at all.