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hiiii hi hello hi!!! im just here to make silly jokes they/them

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should i unbroadcast that one to the world wide web then?

03.12.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you got mad at me that time i talked about you pissing in olive's heat vents so i thought maybe you didnt want things broadcasted to the world wide webs

03.12.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

December bump for the only rock album released from this year made entirely of guitar sounds

03.12.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

inconclusive side: sometimes your doctor feels comfortable enough to say things that i dont know if you want me to say on bluesky now that i think about it but ive already typed this out and assume that you can get the gist of it yknow, anyway how are the kids

03.12.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

as usual, my post are unappreciated in their time, but when i go crazy and cut off my ear and then die, ill be hitting those big numbers

03.12.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

had to stop working in a panic and post it as fast as i could

03.12.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

making jason molina's music more accessible for younger generations and renaming his band skibidi ohia

03.12.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

30.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5834    πŸ” 1183    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 27

the shit they get up to in the worm larder would drive some internet people insane

29.11.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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going up to a star nosed mole and saying "ey girl what that nussy do"

29.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hey maja would you forgive me if i said something insane about the star nosed mole?

29.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gooner of christmas future, shows you the goon grave

28.11.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

getting flashbacks to halloween

26.11.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you forever for toronto

20.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

19.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what i do with my weekends is none of your business and frankly i could do without the judgement

19.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gladie - Car Alarm Listen to Car Alarm by Gladie.

NEW SONG "CAR ALARM" BY GLADIE OUT NOW PRODUCED BY BLUESKY'S OWN JEFF ROSENSTOCK (me) THIS BAND ROCKS THIS SONG RIPS THIS WORLD IS BETTER WITH NEW GLADIE MUSIC YES YES YES YES YES

getbetterrecords.lnk.to/gladie

18.11.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

livid you brought this to the world wide web

15.11.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im glad you didnt die on the toilet, i have mixed feelings about seeing you tell the world you didnt die on the toilet but on the other hand i think this is your right as a toilet survivor

10.11.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nothing bad will ever happen to the prostitute street team nothing!!!!

07.11.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS.

Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org

05.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2645    πŸ” 1573    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 34

*thinks about various conversations weve had and things youve told me* i would also describe you as very honest

06.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

criminal frankly

06.11.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

youve got that autistic swag it butters up all the art people

05.11.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just think, you could go back to school, and none of your friends would tease you about it or bring it up in any way :)

05.11.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the person who feeds us hates this one weird trick to eat sink slop

02.11.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its a shame that they must feed every single blue jay to the dodgers in one big succulent post baseball meal, but we must respect tradition

02.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Surfing the Web With the Alien, by Mike Huguenor 10 track album

For your 2025 album consideration!

What other record this year mixed punk, dance music, indie rock, bossa nova, and improvisation--all with only one instrument??

mikehuguenor.bandcamp.com/album/surfin...

01.11.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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big fan of this tableau

29.10.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you should get the little nicky boobs

29.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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