Andrew Dignan

He waited until they hired a birthday clown before he finally agreed to attend.

C'mon leprosy, let's pick up the pace a bit.

Not even twenty four hours later.

Ellison is going to make Zaslav look positively tasteful.

Who'd have thought that serving as an unpaid hype-woman for middlebrow, white elephant art for decades would be the least odious thing about her?

A real case study in what living on social media does to someone's brain.

“Lack of perspective.”

For no reason in particular, here are the last 12 films produced by Skydance Media.

The irony that most of these went direct to streaming is not lost on me.

My condolences to all the Warner Bros. Discovery employees who are 6-9 months away from being made redundant all so David Ellison can hopefully get his octogenarian father to finally say "I love you, son" before he croaks.

I hope people appreciated ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER because the dilettante failson who's essentially a front for his ghoulish, Trump-supporting father isn't about to greenlight anything remotely political once he controls 40% of the industry.

But enjoy the G.I. JOE spin-offs & RUSH HOUR sequels!

"...and, probably, his stomach cancer."

That is how the Human Centipede works after all.

Update: new definition of fascism just dropped.

I mean if Trump really wanted to own the Libs he'd do it outdoors without a coat like William Henry Harrison.

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

Nothing that’s happened in the last few years is fascism. Except random people online goofing on Nicki Minaj for adopting Lara Trump hair since going MAGA. *That’s* fascism.

Pizza Hut (their deep dish especially). I can literally only order it when my fiancee is out of town because she will relentlessly mock me for eating it.

*loose* rather.

The scene is kind of perfect (and the film plays fast and lose with "realism" to put it mildly) but it is curious how NIRVANNA THE BAND... has skated on the "SUPERBAD wasn't even out at that time" snottiness that hounded SALTBURN when it has the characters watching THE HANGOVER in 2008.

Wiseman also had a small onscreen role opposite Jodie Foster in A PRIVATE LIFE, also last year. Busy until the end.

Our cross-town rival, Newton South, had even bigger names: John Krasinski, BJ Novak, Joe Rogan, Hari Nef, and Eli Roth.

I really failed to live up to my zip code.

Will concede my use of "inarguably" was imprecise.

There's an "argument" to be made that, globally anyway, Priyanka Chopra is more famous than all of them (apparently we were there at the same time, not that I remember her).

His recent appearance in a Dunkin Donuts commercial notwithstanding, LeBlanc hasn’t been relevant in 20 years. Ask me this question in 1994 and I’d give you a different answer.

From a name recognition (and infamy) standpoint it’s inarguably Louis C.K.

From an absolute fucking badass but, also, “how am I only just learning this?” standpoint: Donnie Yen.

I live on an adorable street in Culver where the cost of homes *starts* at a million. I’m neighbors with Amazon Studios, Apple, Sony Pictures, HBOMax and dozens of super convenient weed dispensaries. I take the train to work every day, never hassled.

This pedo-protector can miss me with that shit.

I literally included the line “we already have Heat at home...” in my review.

You jest but the overall vibe of the film is "remedial course HEAT."

I feel like there should be some kind of a process in place to prevent an athlete drunk on hubris and their own inspirational narrative from hurtling down a mountain on one working ACL.

Like, I can't pretend to be an expert in sports science but, honestly, how did we expect that to turn out?

Amused to note that for all the "coke and a beer" discourse last summer over MATERIALISTS that Ray Liotta's character has the same order in SOMETHING WILD.

In conclusion, this is something only a sociopath would do.

One of the co-hosts of Blank Check logging 5 Haneke films on Letterboxd this month...

Those Awards Daily advertisers are coming back any day now. I can just feel it.

Me watching 28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE...