@daniellesmithab.bsky.social
Alberta’s Premier Separatist! Leader of the United Conservative Party and President of Canada. Official Parody Account. I lied…there are other parody accounts. The truth is I am a complete joke. #abpoli #WildroseLoyalist
NEXT STEP in my PIPE DREAM!
I’m accepting proposals for a feasibility study to build my east-west pipeline
Since it’s NOT FEASIBLE, I’m going to spend hundreds of millions of dollars anyway to make you believe that it could be. Why?
Because I’m immoral & I lie!
www.alberta.ca/release.cfm?...
My 🇺🇸 Mar-a-Lago BFF has shut down PBS for good! Stupid Netflix saved Big Bird & the rest of the Sesame Street gang though. Otherwise it would’ve been a pure win for us Libertarians!
Nothing good comes from non-partisan public broadcasting…especially educational programming🙄
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ENOUGH! I’m the only one who is allowed to narrate false headlines and lie to the general public. You owe me an apology! #abpoli
25.07.2025 21:00 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1
Check out our recent #UCP post on Twatter!
I’m afraid of Peter Guthrie & Scott Sinclair and the conservative support I’m losing. It’s the FIRST time in 8 years that I published the legacy logo of PC Alberta. I’m trying to get in front of this but flirting with Independence already sealed my fate!😬
#Media 📉Our NEW STUDY with @energy.iisd.org
is out now. As global demand falls, billions in investment are at risk. It’s time to shift to clean energy. 🌍⚠️
environmentaldefence.ca/2025/06/25/s...
2027 Spring
19.07.2025 05:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who u calling dumb? I never credit for anything! I’m strategically campaigning on your tax dollar via my 🐂💩 Alberta Next Panel
My goal: 1. Ruffle Carney’s feathers 2. Start fight with the Feds where there isn’t one 3. FLOOD THE ZONE - distract you while UCP makes sweeping changes
I’m despicable
Yes! I did it! This one’s on me!
12.07.2025 02:55 — 👍 17 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0
Becca is standing up for some Albertans! The UCP is OPPOSED to safe drinking water for First Nation communities. This would interfere w the environmental rights of our Oil/Gas industry. Btw, I’m shocked that Suncor was fined $5000 today. The Execs had to skip lunch!
www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...
Stampede is here! Our United Conservative Party hits the pause button on our gaslighting for 10 days so we can Yahoo with the best of the YAHOOS!
One of my most faithful Yahoos is MLA Eric Bouchard! He keeps my extremists both engaged & at arms length from me. In return, I offer him a back bench!
New Crown corps Danielle Smith has created:
1) Heritage Fund Opportunities Corp.
2) Independent Agency Police Service
3) Recovery Alberta
4) Centre of Recovery Excellence
5) Acute Care Alberta
6) Primary Care Alberta
7) Assisted Living Alberta
(am i missing some new Crowns?)
👀 D’oh!
03.07.2025 10:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah… Really!
28.06.2025 00:19 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Supporting Carney FAILED! My 𝕏 Twatter engagement is way down!
So what’s Next?
THE ALBERTA NEXT PANEL
Step 1: Start war with Ottawa
Step 2: Create 🐂💩 panel at your expense
Step 3: stack panel w like-minded extremists to execute my (Rob Anderson’s) vision
Step 4: Launch on 𝕏 GASLIGHT
I’m back!
New in PN: Judge rules that anti-woke is just racism
“'I’ve never seen a record where racial discrimination was so palpable,' Judge Young fumed. 'I’ve sat on this bench now for 40 years. I’ve never seen government racial discrimination like this.'
*More of this, please*"
Why would I consult HEALTH 🇨🇦 CANADA when I can rely on the steadfast medical expertise of RFK Jr.’s Federal Drug Admin (FDA) in the 🇺🇸 USA.
ALBERTA relies on the Tin foil hat wearin’ conspiracy theorist as the basis for my decision to defund Covid 19 Vaccines!
www.projectalberta.org/ucp_charge_f...
Can’t talk now
I’m inserting myself…
The G7 has become a formal, high-profile venue for LEADERS who discuss and coordinate solutions to major global issues, especially in the areas of trade, security, economics, and climate change
I’ll be handing out warm hand towels on the tarmac at YYC Airport!
Yup. Separation is my ultimate diversion. That’s my game plan.
Plus I need to throw a bone to my extremist-supporter-
base every once in a while.
Whatever it takes to move the lens away from my corruption and yah…speaking of which…I’m coal mining again. 👊🏼
Alberta - “We disproportionately contribute to Canada!”
Also Alberta - “We disproportionately contribute to Canada!”
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
Damn this guy…here’s PART 2 #mustread
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President of Alberta’s Official Statement on the Dissolution of Marriage between Donald Trump and Elon Musk:
06.06.2025 04:08 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This guy got me pegged
#MustRead 👇🏼
Wait…what did I agree to?
What’s “decarbonized oil and gas” by pipelines mean?
You’re not expecting me to clean my bitumen sludge before I pump it through your provinces and First Nations are you?
That doesn’t work for me or the UCP!
“The study… found the legacy of open-pit mining “can persist long after mining operations end,” resulting in devastating losses for fish containing some of the highest levels for selenium ever recorded in the province.”
#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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Watch 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
#ShowUsTheMath
@markcarneyforpm.bsky.social Gimmie Gimmie all this
Exempt me from environmental laws…let us drill through every First Nation’s land without permission…make Canadian taxpayers & Fed Gov’t pay for my pipelines…let me pump Alberta’s Oil & Gas to East & West coasts…then PISS OFF so we can SEPARATE! 🤷🏻♀️
Support Independent Journalism!
@sprawlcalgary.bsky.social
This is where journalists take the time and energy to dig into my UCP government and probe.
Fore instance, did you know I can commandeer ownership of schools now upon 45 days notice!
www.sprawlcalgary.com
My Response to His Majesty the King in Right of Alberta:
I don’t see value in flying to Ottawa WITHIN a United Canada to sit through a Speech From the Throne
I do see value in spending over $10,000 of taxpayer money for a 🇺🇸 overnight at Mara-A-Lago to see Trump
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
You hear that? I’m a blocker
Shocker 👇🏼
FAKE NEWS
Climate Change is a Hoax
A mountain glacier did NOT just melt & flatten the Swiss village of Blatten!
My court challenge is only intended to remove Federal emission caps so I can selfishly double oil & gas production. Sorry not sorry if this contributes to catastrophic global warming 🤷🏻♀️
