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Cool Mamdani sign generator. You guys might have fun with it!

Bessent: The $2,000 divided could come in in lots of forms. It could be just the tax decreases

Translation: You’re never getting those $2,000 checks.

Lucy is promising that this time she will definitely hold the football.

Rick Scott: Totally agree, @POTUS! I'm writing the bill right now. We must stop taxpayer money from going to insurance companies and instead give it directly to Americans in HSA-style accounts and let them buy the health care they want. This will increase competition & drive down costs.

Rick Scott is right, government funding for health insurance is such a scam.

Google “Rick Scott Medicare fraud” to learn more about this important issue

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

There’s a young southern woman on tt doing an experiment: calling churches & asking if they can help her get baby formula, saying she can’t afford it. Of the 30+ she’s called, nearly every church has said no. The ones who said yes were:

Black Baptist Churches
A Mosque
A small Appalachian church

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

When the president gets ordered, multiple times, to pay out federal food benefits as the law requires:

HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS

In his decades-long pantheon of bone-chilling statements, this one’s hard to top.

I'm pitching a reality show where I dress up like a bounty hunter and collect freelancers' unpaid invoices.

everyone wants to make sandwich guy jokes which is great.

but the real story here is: GO TO JURY DUTY. who knows, you might end up setting a sandwich artist free. would you want yourself on a jury if you were on trial? yes, you would. go to jury duty.

ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...

let me seize your means of production, comrade.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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spoke with a friend who's college student kid had to go overseas for research studies in physics. because in the states, those funded programs are gone. fortunate they could pivot and go to europe, but, imagine the brain drain for those who can't make that pivot?

i think the degradation of a medium, which has been lost in our online/digital world, was pretty vital to our process as humans.

if you made a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a vhs tape, the last tape in the chain would look awful.

not today. the last copy is the same as the first.

IDK, but if you demand the meeting, you should attend the meeting, but the mayor is not at this 287(g) discussion.

Guardian headline: Alex vs. ARod: the baseball legend turned 'recovering narcissist' tells all.

My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it

Cernovich @Cernovich If you didn’t know anything about politics, you would say, “This is the side I want to be on.” Conservative Inc is joyless. It’s a house of scolding nags. It offers young men nothing beyond a moralizing and hypocritical lecture. Quote Cernovich @Cernovich · 3h This is a rowdy masculine environment. You can feel the energy. As the Heritage Foundation is putting members through a struggle session and demanding a DEI dean, the left is winning.

The manosphere bros are freaking out.

Yet they’ve got the audacity to pat themselves on the back like this is a game.

This isn’t governing — it’s reckless, it’s cruel, and it’s a damn disgrace.

Do your jobs. Or get the hell out of the way so people who actually care about Americans can.

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A ‘Mamdani Monitor’?? Zohran RESPONDS to the ADL’s Jonathan Greenblatt for vowing to “track” his admin for antisemitism.

“I have some doubts in Jonathan's ability to do so honestly, given that he previously said I had not visited any synagogues only to have to correct himself.”

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kinda weird to end the concert with Listen To The Music?

shouldn't you open with it? like, "ok i'll listen. wait, that's the last song? where are you going? you just asked me to listen to the music and now you're leaving?!"

skip to 38 minutes if you want your face melted.

YouTube video by SpeedMerchants DOOBIE BROTHERS - Santa Barbara, California, 1982 - FULL CONCERT

celebrating Mamdani's win with "Santa Barbara 82".

join me as we're takin' it to the streets...

He's a 10 but he keeps rehashing played out post formats

LETS GO!!!!!!!