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Melissa Marchionna

@immelissa.bsky.social

Dogs, improv and trash reality TV are my entire personality. Collector of exercise equipment.

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Is there a voice filter that makes every announcer at a Little League park sound identical?

25.04.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Confession: I actually feel a little guilty that Iโ€™ve been calling these โ€œDoc Martens,โ€ instead of by the appropriate honorific *Dr.* Martens.

10.03.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop enabling me!

29.01.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least it gives a dam.

28.01.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Llama Years To Human Years [Calculator] - ToHumanYears.com Calculator for llama years to human years. On average 1 year of life for llama equals 3.86 human years.

Iโ€™m dying that there is a whole website for this ๐Ÿคฃ tohumanyears.com/info/llama-y...

28.01.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Messy Bun Is Back, So Ditch That Slicked-Back Updo The sleek, slicked-back bun is out, and people are replacing it with the decidedly more chill messy bun. Here's how to nail the effortless look.

This comes 24 hours after I spent $107 on products to make my hair look chic and polished.

Just your friendly, elder millennial checking in to say โ€œyouโ€™re welcome.โ€

28.01.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did the math.

5 llama years is 19.32 human years.

Yeah, too young.

28.01.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's true though... ๐Ÿคญ

28.01.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2357    ๐Ÿ” 446    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

And yes, he actually thinks it is called the โ€œSupreme Game.โ€

28.01.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After working in professional sports for 15 years and talking about sports all day, every day, I really love that the only time my fiancรฉ brings up sports is when heโ€™s planning his โ€œSupreme Gameโ€ party.

28.01.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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