Huggiemonster

I tried this but the opening line is always “Cody was always small for his age….”

A good mummy you have there, my grownup is very much the same. Much plastic every day!

Always!

From this morning - just so you know I stayed appropriately protected for bed, even if it was just a thin pair of pamps so I could go to a spin class

Helps when you attach the pics….

I thought the same thing :-) glad to see you made it over.

I can’t imagine your particular brand of political commentary and sass was playing out well on the old dumpster fire.

I mean points for honesty. Also you know, implies they don’t mind the rest of the time.

But I’d agree HMRC aren’t gonna buy that… they have at least given you a valid example and audit trail of rejecting such requests so, thanks to them for that I guess?

Dear lord you’re suggesting that the press might be making the conversation extreme and fringe to incite anger and sell papers?!?

Perish the thought 🤣

I mean many of the people pretending to be dogs don’t object to other people having dominion over them…

And at least pretend you have to pedal the thing rather than zooming off at 30mph from outside the pavement of a McDonald’s 🤣

Of course for off road use only, of course. Officer.

I’m totally not anti E-bike to be clear, having chased friends around mountains on pedal power alone I’ll confirm it’s no fun climbing the mountain 8 times under your own steam. Just… Jesus at least make it waterproof not wrapped in pallet wrap

I’ll fetch the leashes

I’ve managed 45mph on a bike. The core thing powering that was Legs (very specific gearing) and gravity.

It is worth noting that a lot of the ebikes I’ve seen lately are hugely illegal, require no pedalling and are doing more than 15mph. The issue isn’t “cyclists” there though it’s illegal bikes.

And there is still another layer of plastic pants under this! 😣

Another night with @clarinetist.bsky.social in many bed, so they meant many layers of plastic for bed to make sure the bed was dry and he got a good nights sleep.

Bit that I could feel any of this, sir does my diaper up so snuggly over my cage it barely moves.

More detail of the paddle…. It’s huge and thick and leaves little rump’s red and little boys fussy.

But that’s how you can tell a good boy right, they’re the ones with the red bums and a repentant attitude

Good little plasticy boy, from head to toe.

I was given a timeout after my spanking because I was all whiney and fussing

Another plasticy night with sir, and another red bottom. The worst part? I made this giant paddle to help make me be a good boy.

Well you can’t beat a good grownup.

Sadly the same can’t be said for little cubs who can’t control themselves *rubs his sore rump*

You can always tell when @clarinetist.bsky.social is sleeping in with me and picks my bedtime outfit, because it involves many squirmy layers which interlock and prevent squirmy little boys (or even him!) from getting naughty paws on their padding

Already shiny plasticy and wipe clean?

Doesn’t matter, don’t want to get mucky or smelling of garlic whilst cooking, so let’s get a messy play bib you!

They are amazing jammies, not sure if those or the yellow ones are the best though ^.^

Full jimjams today as I didn’t have to get up early and could wiggle about in them for a bit.

But not too much wiggling as little locked boys aren’t allowed to do that ^.^

Thankies! The shirt is from PVC U Like in the UK and the pants are Suprima plastic pants, from Germany

Off to PE again, but that didn’t stop a trip over the end of the bed with Sirs cane at bedtime and some shiny black plastic for bed.

Fooling no one little buddy.

This is why onesies exist!

Still being a good little crinkly boy ^.^

The pants are also an absolutely lovely plastic. A sort of slightly matt TPU as opposed to a PVC so a bit less sticky. Would absolutely love to have more stuff in it ^.^

Another day up early for PE so just pamps, t-shirt and undies for bed.

Plastic of course 🫣 over a cage.

They were glowing like Rudolph in the end!