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@blorpus.bsky.social

Howdy!! I'm just a guy who likes big softs and being a big soft!! I'll retweet stuff I like and such No minors ofc! 25, He/him, bi,

153 Followers  |  645 Following  |  106 Posts  |  Joined: 25.10.2023  |  1.9381

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YIPPEEEE

09.08.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

07.08.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no hold on youre cooking

07.08.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paid art: fatventure time with Fionna and cake and ice cream and ice cream and

06.08.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine feeling that rush of fresh air across your skin when the walls finally break, a breeze flowing across you for the first time in god knows how long, feeling sun again finally

06.08.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep up the pressure! #SaveSpeech

28.07.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3171    πŸ” 2151    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6
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Me when deltarune soundtrack dawg

In reality, i had a sudden urge to draw and i dunno, i think getting a tablet is one of the best things ive ever done. ive always wanted to draw but having a medium to do so regularly wasnt something i thought about. but goddamn do i love doing this shit

06.08.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The beauty in us all

05.08.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1285    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

05.08.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shaded Sketch comm for @blorpus.bsky.social !

01.07.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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I had one single thought form in my head when they said "Susie will cook fire" in Chapter 3

05.08.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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nesquik bnuy 🟨🟦

03.08.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 854    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2
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susie haltmann if she real

02.08.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 257    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I only started likin preg recently but when it hits it fucking *hits*

31.07.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like how do I prevent myself screaming at these fuckheads everytime I see it?? I truly believe conservatives and honestly?? Christianity too atp have done nothing but make things worse forever. Good fucking god.

31.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is it with these fuck heads that they think the people who theyre pushing so hard against, which by the way, they OBSESS OVER, are gonna be eradicated by them?? I dont get it!!! I just dont fucking get it anymore. Being a conservative has to be a fucking mental illness. Its insane.

31.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lrt: I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CANNOT FUCKING TAKE IT AHHHHH IVE HAD IT WITH EVERY FUCKIN SHIT LICKING CONSERVATIVE IN THE FUCKING WORLDD AAHHH AHHH MY FUCKING GOD!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUU!!! Good fucking god they just want everyone whose not them to be dead and miserable!!

31.07.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish a very happy β€œfuck you” to everyone who thought throwing trans people under the bus was going to stop these lunatics

Their goal has *always* been the eradication of the entire LGBTQ+ community, and they’re not gonna stop at Obergefell either

This is why we fight for *everyone*

31.07.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10094    πŸ” 3989    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 79
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comm for @blorpus.bsky.social!! a textbook Fat Boy...

29.07.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Berdley realizing he can use all his braincells to be a fucking moron
youtu.be/Q-jz864NQS4?...

24.07.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leaving a fog cloud behind them..

23.07.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also like, immediately getting sweaty from it, brain overloaded with feeling every new inch of your massive existence

20.07.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it rules so fucking hard, a burger with more calories than you can process just immediately blimping you up

20.07.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YEAAAA THIS RULESSSS!! Ty so much Paradox!

19.07.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sketch rally 7: ice queen demonstrates that that is, in fact, not a bustle

19.07.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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i forgot about this drawing.. look at him try to pull his pants up hehe

15.07.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 875    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

The masculine desire to have an absolutely massive ass to flaunt

13.07.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0

Ughh its so niceee, unwinding after work like that ruless... i should get my sona like that

10.07.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was ignorant to the long shower ways until I moved into a place with a roomy one, and oh my GOD. I get it now. I totally dont think about being so big that I fill it up never ever nope nuh uh

10.07.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Hey arai's been in the shower for like 3 hours"
"You aint getting him out before it hits 4 total"

10.07.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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