Martin

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bad news. they're not letting you post on this website anymore

16.04.2025 23:53 — 👍 4188    🔁 377    💬 136    📌 25

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

13.02.2025 17:21 — 👍 35298    🔁 6206    💬 204    📌 191

I had to explain to a class today that Lin-Manuel Miranda was in fact not the guy whose arrest led to Miranda rights becoming a thing.

10.01.2025 01:10 — 👍 37    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 0

man what are the cavs doing playing at 1:00 on a saturday afternoon

07.12.2024 16:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids

me: that’s literally all i drink

23.11.2024 18:28 — 👍 12652    🔁 1442    💬 114    📌 46

🎂

24.11.2024 17:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”

20.11.2024 01:14 — 👍 9469    🔁 932    💬 250    📌 115

what?!?

19.11.2024 20:41 — 👍 36827    🔁 1291    💬 1625    📌 486

Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.

16.11.2024 06:41 — 👍 12418    🔁 853    💬 267    📌 51

The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.

15.11.2024 12:58 — 👍 17891    🔁 1909    💬 329    📌 123

You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.

14.11.2024 18:22 — 👍 9479    🔁 1286    💬 115    📌 39

It rocks that the NBA's in-season tournament just instantly worked. Very obviously a gimmick, and not an especially elaborate one at that, but the players care and so the games are both good and played at a non-November intensity. It's great, but I feel like a baby chortling at a game of peek-a-boo.

13.11.2024 03:17 — 👍 1708    🔁 43    💬 57    📌 13