Rosie 🦓

Oh nooooo, Jilly Cooper has died!

😭

(I first read ‘Riders’ at the age of fourteen, and while the sexy bits were hot AF, the sheer skill that she had in creating compelling characters, narrative and dialogue were what really blew me away)

Hood, dick gag, cuffs, fucking machine, doxy, pinwheel, crop, clamps, ice

Orgasm, tears, orgasm, tears, shrieks of joy, howls of pain

Harsh use, hard fucking, soft loving

Peace and tranquility in his arms

@savagegardener.bsky.social is an absolute artist

I’m so proud of her.

What she takes for me. The way she holds herself, the noises she makes, the way she looks when she is made up only to ruined again…

She is my muse. I dream up scenarios to push her and test her and break her, and she keeps asking for more…

TIL that tractor tattoos are an actual Norfolk thing

He can recite every word of ‘Whatta Man’, pitch perfect.

Every word.

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜👏🏽

🔥💦🔥💦🔥💦!!

Looking splendidly grownup and debonair!

The true origins of autism? Forget smartphones or vaccines, a new study reveals that neurodivergence is something that evolved millions of years ago. And we likely wouldn't be human without it.

The true origins of autism?

open.substack.com/pu...

Forget smartphones or vaccines, a new
study reveals that neurodivergence is
tomething that evolved millions of years
ago. And we likely wouldn't be human
without it.

#autism #neurodivergence

He fucks me hard and fast, as hungry for me as I am greedy for him

Lover, partner, best friend, artist’s canvas, sadist’s fucktoy; I am all his

On display I am languidly lustful, wanton in worship, and he has twenty minutes before his virtual meeting starts; enough time to unzip and cram my willing mouth full of him, to turn me over and bury himself hilt-deep in my proffered cunt

He wakes me with hot tea and gentle kisses
Light touch, soft words, kind eyes, my love.
As I stir and stretch beneath the sheet, his voice roughens, gaze hardening. With a firm grip, he spreads my limbs wide to admire his handiwork, red welts and purple-black patches; devotional damage

Yay! See you there!

If you’re in need of brain bleach during these fraught and darkened times, there’s plenty of it here

www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/fina...

Sending comforting soothing vibes and an open invitation to talk stuff through any time x

For the friend who wants to help but doesn't know how | Girl on the Net To the kind friend who wants to help take away the sad feelings, but does not know how. Here's what I really want to say.

There is no magic place where bad feelings can be sent to rot away outside our perception. But you can listen as someone talks them through. Articulates them over and over until they no longer hold so much weight.

New blog.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/take-aw...

Worth connecting with @bloggeronpole.bsky.social

Tonight I’m grieving for my website. It was such a huge part of my life and my identity, I’m gutted I had to take it down.

Actually feels like I’ve lost a friend. I fucking hate this country.

Warning: the age verification provider Bluesky has chosen is a US corporate group that monetises digital gaming. Their privacy info states that data you provide them will be shared with the group and may be used for all sorts of things including profiling, marketing and AI training.

‘Ethical’ is a barrier to unrestrained growth and must therefore be disincentivised.

I’m incandescent with fury.

In my professional life, I’ve been campaigning, researching, analysing and advising on this sort of thing for many years - it’s outrageous how little attention gov’t paid to civil society and small biz all along - their ears wholly captured by AV industry.

If you’re UK adult content producer who has no choice but to submit to the UK’s authoritarian anti-sex bullshit regulations but you’re concerned about privacy implications, HMU.

I can help you figure out the safety risks and protections you need when dealing with verification providers

Thank you. It’s actually heartbreaking - or would be if I weren’t so fucking furious.

To do this weekend: take my site down.

It breaks my heart - my blog brought me wonderful new friends, a place to hone my writing skills, a counter to my body image issues and loads of fun, but I can’t afford the time and money to continue operating it under the UK’s hostile Internet regime

Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.

Back to Mastodon then

(@zebrarose@kinkyelephant.com)

Register your disgust at this pointless Puritanism here:

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

Internet regulation is entering its hall pass era Sweeping new age verification laws in the U.K. and U.S. aim to protect children—but critics warn they could undermine privacy, harm vulnerable users, and end the last remnants of online anonymity.

I'm back from leave, a few days after the #ageID requirements came into force in the UK. I spoke with @stokel.bsky.social about my ID verification concerns in a world where so much of our lives are already affected by unaccountable, private, techbro led companies www.fastcompany.com/91370158/int...

The female gaze.

The female gaze

Have one for yourself too!! Inspiring work! 🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Tits, tits, glorious tits!
Storage and comfort and sexy fidgets
There’s no better pair
Than those which *you* wear
Discreet or debonair
Such beautiful tits!