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Jack Faulkner

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I like small wooden boats and I'm writing a book about food in schools/restaurants. I block people with reckless abandon.

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It's just a a joke. It's helps if you've watched TV in the UK.

06.04.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a small 14 year old I was excellent when I was with the boys two years my junior. Did my confidence no end of good.

06.04.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Panache is what the French call a shandy. Which always seems like something from Alan Partridge.

06.04.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to work in Twickenham. Rugby Players are not human when seen in real life.

06.04.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His unusual fumbling in that England game is almost like a flaw in a Persian rug. England Vs France next year will beat a bigger contest on account of what happened. Especially if England are successful for the rest of this year.

06.04.2025 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt any country would choose to host her if she's dressed like that.

05.04.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like her to leave. On the basis of that dress. It's embarrassing.

05.04.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've met Jerry Guscott and Dean Richards.

05.04.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Funnily billionaires and neoliberalism are causing me to decide to move to (my wife's home country) Sweden because we can't afford things like childcare here and life is more comfortable and convenient there.

05.04.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've never met Will Carling.

05.04.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Will Carling
Harrison Ford
FKA Twigs
Gordon Ramsay
Cleopatra

05.04.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They sound awful.

05.04.2025 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Say what you like about Biden but he's a Seamus Heaney fan and Amanda Gorman read a beautiful poem and his inauguration.

02.04.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't social media strange.

02.04.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starmer’s plan to show Adolescence in schools is nonsense. Why is the PM asking teenagers to β€˜learn’ about their own experiences when he is proposing absolutely nothing by way of solutions to the problems that young people have no capacity to fix and he is the FUCKING PRINE MINISTER

01.04.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, Lebensraum.

30.03.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm going to block a pro-israel person. I resent that they might garner a brief moment of satisfaction from this but this isn't twitter and I don't have the time.

30.03.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any good?

30.03.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, we've had years and years of cuts to the humanities and arts. Does she back that?

30.03.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like a home counties aunt.

30.03.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever visit Jaffa?

30.03.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If that was their aim they'd not have financially backed Hamas.

30.03.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, they should just accept that they can't have their actual homes.

30.03.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When Palestinians go to the beach or the shop they risk being killed.

30.03.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely, Israel has no constitution and undefined borders. Why should we expect them to respect the tenets of statehood or community.

30.03.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They accepted a two state solution recognising the 67 borders in 2017. Plus they don't have a singular ideology. No nation has a singular monolithic ideology.

30.03.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The Israelis don't even think Israel is keeping it's citizens safe.

30.03.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keep it's people safe/expand aggressively like a colonial project.

30.03.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's quite literally a real map. In every sense. If you don't like it. It's still a map.

30.03.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

147 of the 193 United Nations member states have recognized the State of Palestine and more pledge to do so, so it's fair to say Palestine will have a constitution, and recognised borders in the future.

30.03.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0