Nanny Ogg

IMHO the real medical emergency is those idiots thinking they're better off consulting Chat GPT than NHS 111 or their GP surgery.

AI has it's uses, but all this inappropriate slop it's being used for is enshittifying EVERYTHING, isn't it?

YouTube video by Meoww-Alllll Arthur is a bit spicy 🌶️ this morning #shorts

Meet Arthur. He's one shouty hunk of gorgiosity 😂 😻🐾🐈 #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #Catsky

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I haven't got dodgy valves afaik, but I've got arthritic shoulders and hips, and my physical fitness levels leave a lot to be desired. I'm currently procrastinating about getting into condition 😂

Whatever the future holds for you and your health, I hope it goes well 😘

Ah, thanks for that; you can't beat the classics 😂😂🤣

Who said he looked bad? I agree with you; given his age, medical history, and the fact he abused his body with anabolic steroids in his youth (before they were made illegal), I think he looks great!

But you have to admit, the resemblance is undeniable. I bet he'd agree 😀

Hello, you! I hope you're in fine fettle this morning 🙂

OMG this is why I keep coming back here. I think I love you 😂😂🤣

Oh, good effort 👏 😂😂🤣

A lookey likey. On the left is a topless Arnold Schwarzenegger on his holidays at the seaside. His man-boob eyes, paunch, and belly-button mouth bear a startling resemblance to the piscine visage of Admiral Ackbar. NB. For the benefit of the uninitiated, Ackbar is a member of the amphibious Mon Calamari species from the Star Wars franchise. Basically, he looks like a fish in a space suit.

L👀key Likey of the Week:

#TotallyLooksLike #LookeyLikeys

A McDonald's sign, presumably outside one of their branches. Under the logo is a notice that says 'Hiring smiling faces for afternoon shits'...

The importance of proof reading - and effective staff supervision 😂:

#Writing #Proofreading #CheckYourWork!

Album cover I found on an image search, depicting a photo of a four piece French 'boy band', all sporting rather ostentatious moustaches, resplendent in their cardigans, lounging at the base of a plinth of a statue that isn't in shot, but I think it might be Louis XIV. The album title (and, I suspect the name of the band) is 'Les Moustaches'. Apart from the above description, I'm kind of lost for words.

Today, I shall mostly be listenin' to this:
#Music #AlbumCovers #Moustaches #Cardigans

YouTube video by Persian Cats & Kittens cute kittens climbing up pant leg#shorts

“Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.”
~ Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms 😻🐾🐈
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I think my neighbour is stalking me as he's been googling my name on his computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

Mornin' all 😘

Gorgeous!

Here's the most lovable:

Absolutely brilliant!

YouTube video by BanterKing Turning pot holes into art…

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You clearly understood what the word was supposed to be too. Let's both move on.

If I had money, I'd buy them all, convert some into overpriced luxury services for people with more money than sense, and use the profits from those to fund the running of the community resources in the other warehouses. Non-profit, public services, job creation.

Ask the Gates Foundation maybe?

Being dyslexic is a disability for sure, I've worked with plenty of dyslexics - but dictionaries, spell checkers etc are useful aids, and any intelligent dyslexic would have these on hand.

The person spelled 'incest' perfectly; I'm pretty sure this is a case of the wrong word.

😂

The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.

Q: Why are cows so brilliant?

A: Because they're outstanding in their field.

Stop unfollowing me - I'm funny...

Good thinking! Proof readers and editors do a lot of pruning, trimming and tidying, don't they?

It's a recipe book for kids: Cooking with Pooh. Yes, before you say anything, it does indeed feature a picture of Winnie the Pooh stirring cookie dough - The Disney Pooh, not the REAL Pooh, as illustrated by EH Shepard. If the title didn't start your inner eight-year old sniggering, you're made of stone.

This week at Book Club:

#Books

I read that and saw 'word gardener'....

I decided 'word gardeners' a) Keep languages alive by using less common words and b) Read avidly, harvesting words to use later. One can never have too much vocabulary, right? 😂

I do stuff in my garden, but 'gardener' would be too much of a stretch for me 🌻

Sleeping smokey grey cat, showing one grey front paw. The bright pink toebeans really pop in the pale grey.

Top of the morning to all the wonderful #Cats, and #Catworshippers out there. Happy #ToebeanTuesday to you 😻

#CatsOfBluesky #Catsky 🐾🐈

I love this, but where's the 80% chance of rain the second I get back into the house?

When I was a kid, there were no driers, not enough room inside, so we used our lines all year. I remember Mum used to line my Dad's boiler suits up against the kitchen wall in Winter 😂

I don't think so. It's pretty clear that the US isn't the only nation being governed by a village idiot.

I can see how you might misinterpret my meaning; I could have worded it more clearly 🙂

Oh, I dunno, that one's absolutely appalling, but top marks for reading my mind - I thought of that one when I was posting this😂

People come from all over to see the three bridges, one atop the other.
According to the ancient tale, the Devil built the first bridge. Afraid for their mortal souls, the Church built the second bridge.
Afraid for the weight of traffic, the council built the third bridge.
There's bathos for you 😂