Mark Kreutzer 🌸

257 picks later…

Always weird when the Draft is over. Feels like emerging from a dense fog with no idea where you’re going. Fantastic few days

BRASHARD SMITH LET’S GO

Haslam can’t help but utterly wreck his team’s QB machinations. Out of the Watson deal, right into the Shedeur circus, by no fault of Berry or Stefanski

Wow. Weird QB room

Not gonna get caught up in Shedeur discourse today, I know that’s The Big Story, but if he hasn’t gone in four rounds, I kind of don’t think he’s going, period. He is OFF any relevant boards

Barrett Carter better be moving to safety and assuming Vonn Bell’s role

Bengals miss out on the closest thing to a satisfactory Mike Hilton replacement in this Draft, Billy Bowman, by a single pick. Damn.

What do we not know about Cam Skattebo and Bradyn Swinson??

Panthers getting Scourton and Princely, both after FIFTY, is nasty. Unbelievable couple nights they’ve had, this pass rush is ready to GO

ISAAC TESLAA HIVE GET THE FUCK UP, SEVENTIETH OVERALL

Fine, go get Princely

There’s your succession plan for Germaine Pratt… But future-proofing a roster that barely even has a present is really something

The EDGE run is starting, PLEASE VEACH

Chiefs should be doing everything they can to trade up for Scourton by now, gobsmacked we haven’t heard his name yet

When it comes time for the Saints to make a decision on a second Shough contract, he will be older than Mahomes is rn

Kinda fun player though idk

Not to make a QB selection that isn’t Shedeur, about Shedeur, but how bad were these damn interviews? Just how belligerent was this kid?

Seth “Fucking” Rollins is apparently here, I hate my life

Jonah’s awesome, he’ll be fucking sick

Ersery? Johnson? Revel?

Hallelujah

Watch it be Mike Green, we are unscrupulous I’m afraid

Josh Simmons, Donovan Ezeiruaku, Nic Scourton, Harold Fannin all likely there for the Chiefs. Board has fallen crazy for em

Tyleik next to Alim, setting up late-down, long-yardage to let Hutch do his Hutch thing, will be awesome. This is how you prep to challenge the Eagles again next year

The Ravens are getting Malaki Starks when he had no business getting this far down. I’m sick. Every fucking year

LMAO IT I S DART

Lmao it’s Dart

How do I buy into the Green Bay Packers? As an expression of my approval of the pick?

Egbuka in Tampa feels like one of the surest paths to success in recent memory. About as low-risk as it gets

Glad the Seahawks did the normal thing for once ever

Yuck :/