Nevetsboy 🥵 (not even the dogs want this summer)🌡️

I heard he likes it decommissionary style.

Do you think Trump refers to underage girls as "fuck trophy wives"?

I'm guessing JD Vance is subscribed to this magazine.

Hollywood keeps trying to make it happen, but all their pitches seem to Neverland.

Hank Hill is best Disney princess.

I don't have dopamine. I mean, I am a dope.

I remember it, too! But I think it arrived a couple years earlier.

A.I. is like that one episode of Jimmy Neutron where he worked at the McSpanky burger place.

It should be.

Augh, that's gonna take Forever.

I stopped using Twitter pretty much as soon as I got my invite code here (yes, I'm that old.) I deleted my Twitter shortly after the election results came in.
My Facebook was basically abandoned by me eons ago and I've been trying to find a good reason to get rid of it (it's gone now.)

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His name is Tom??!?

FRIENDS TO KNOW

AND WAYS TO GROW

Do you work for the KND?

A cult is nothing more than a group of people who all drink the "Kool and". One might say they're a "Kool and the Gang".

READING RAINBOW!!

They did purchase "Super Hornio Brothers" after all. Why hasn't Nintendo made a sequel to that, yet? Is Ron Jeremy still active?

It always links back to Florida.

I CAN GO TWICE AS HIGH!!!!

Imagine if that design idea went through. Modern Nintendo would never let that slide.

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I was shopping with my mom a couple days ago and pointed out some "Mexican Coke". She said "no need to buy it 'cause they're gonna put cane sugar in U.S Coke." I laughed and said "I hope that's a joke." She told me it wasn't a joke and that they're supposedly actually doing it as per Trump's request

Not another one. *groans*

It's the whole "Apple Records" lawsuit all over again. They're gonna lose.

What I want to know is why did Trump polling with men and independents go down by ten percent while polling with women only go down by 4%? 🤔 🤨 🤔 🤔 🤨 🤔

So, you're saying she also only had "concepts of a plan"?