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We just pulled up on Jay Leno and beat the shit out of him.

19.11.2024 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We just pulled up on Jay Leno and beat the shit out of him.

19.11.2024 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

tag a bloke who knows how to snooze

19.11.2024 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The arrogant fool really thought he could fool the wise cow thrice bro Iโ€™m crying ๐Ÿ˜‚

25.10.2024 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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To all MEN, where you aiming?

25.10.2024 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey.

19.10.2024 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Camembert burger erupts when you take a bite

19.10.2024 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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19.10.2024 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.10.2024 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i canโ€™t explain it but 5 x 5 = 25 gives off the same energy as Friday

19.10.2024 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When you check your birdfeeder and see that #extrafinch

18.10.2024 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you spill this cup of coffee and get that #extradrench

18.10.2024 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we care

18.10.2024 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what was THE incident at your high school?

17.10.2024 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This cup of coffee doesn't spill...

17.10.2024 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3478    ๐Ÿ” 522    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was !

17.09.2024 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just crunched some numbers.

08.02.2024 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they call me indiana jones the way im cumming and shooting ropes

21.07.2023 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what do you get banned for saying on here

21.07.2023 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Like this post if you're a fan of ominous black cubes. Trying to find where all my cubeheads are.

12.07.2023 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The cube

12.07.2023 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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