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I def got a zip for the low 🙂‍↕️ lol Im a loyal shopper && Happy Birthday love 🎉

I just came up with a FYEEEE horror movie concept for the gays 😈

This week been whipping my ass left and right 🥲 I’m rolling a 3.5 when I get home !

Tik tok really going away 🥲 damn

😮 neverrrrer thought about it like this 🙂 adding to the holiday watch list

Why yall looking at me like that

I’d have to lock the door with this 🤤

… it’s Megan Thee Stallion . What are you talking about rn ?

The booty piece

It would take the jaws of life to remove my tongue from her a….. Ima hush

Luv my job. On drink 3 🙂‍↕️

Been here 2 weeks but no skeets??? You’re a bot aren’t you

But a lot of evidence was overlooked bc everybody wanted to blame the parents… tunnel vision on the family is why it took so long to even get the DNA questioned.

They confirmed it wasn’t any family members and that the DNA was from a male. It was under her nails and in her underwear. They are cross examining the DNA now since we have the tech for it. They hoping to solve it like the Golden State K*ller

Nobody tells you what you’re getting when choosing a Goldendoodle 🙃

One word … VELCRO

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I believed it up until I heard about the paintbrush and idk … I don’t think a 9 year old is capable of that.

Also the additional DNA found under her nails that didn’t belong to anybody in the house…

I prefer them actually. not long term of course but as someone who values space and alone time, they tend to workout better for me lmao. plus the headassery gets kicked up a notch because you get creative with the cute shit you can do for your partner.

Y’all drink Taylor Port for attention.

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Me 🙋🏽‍♀️

Came back to see what the hell #SkyIsland is 💀😂 yall funny … now let’s get a lesbian version going plz 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Drama on your TL, no drama on mine…

I’m not the friend u call when u wanna complain and cry about some shidd over and over again. Hit me when u ready to find a solution tho.

This what I look forward to seeing every year 🥹🩵

Horror is the best genre and no one can change my mind

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I’m binge watching The Good Doctor and 🥲 I just love Shaun

I impulsively bought a puppy yall … what I do next? 💀