Michelle

no offense to bluesky but over on Twitter every other tweet is about how sexy Luigi mangione is and I’m not seeing any of that over here

gotta pee but roomie is on her sitting in the bathroom watching tiktoks grind so I gotta respect the hustle and piss in the kitchen sink

I must accept the the world does not want me to see the brutalist

I should be inhaling the beautiful scent of my cats fur rn but capitalism forces me to labor

saw gladiator ii— paul mescal has the sauce, but not this specific sauce.

preworkout is sick. I think it works by putting ants in ur skin that u can’t get out unless u exercise

no offense but if you followed me on Twitter and are not following me on Bluesky I will assume you want me dead

got good news and a movie rec for you:

soon you will not have a fam

guys do NOT act crazy around Peter falk he will have you COMMITTED or KILLED

bro they are straight up analyzing your directorial intent right now… they’re literally deriving significance from your work’s formal elements, including but not limited to its mise-en-scène and sense of photogénie

i fear i am committed to this photo of Mike Wozniak for the rest of my social media career

and maybe dale cooper but jury’s still out on him

acab does not apply to columbo btw

nvm

about to watch jake paul get beaten to death

moving the weights on all the machines to 120lbs before moving on so the guy who gets on after me thinks I gotta sleeper build

Michelle (reindeerskull) is a prominent Twitter personality with hundreds of followers. She is known for her sick ass jokes and cool based takes. Loved by most, hated by a select few, there’s no denying that Michelle is

@reindeerskull.bsky.social the goat returns

one of my Twitter draft all-timers

no one up in my dms asking me to be their sugar baby like they did on twitter… and I’m supposed to believe this platform is “superior”?