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I will mainly talk about Newcastle United, sometimes about games I play on the Xbox and occasionally about my animals.

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๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

14.10.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

F365 for you. Used to be a belter of a website. Gone to absolute shite.

14.10.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Simple Man - Shinedown

14.10.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes we will.

12.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no ! ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

Ian Watkins stabbed to death in prisonโ€ฆ

11.10.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joelinton. Always.

11.10.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice homage to Ronaldo with the name as well.

09.10.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The happiest of #canniversary to all who celebrate! 4 years since our hope returned and everything changed.
We keep growing, keep competing, keep getting bigger.
That trophy win was amazing and the feeling of finally getting one, I want more and Iโ€™m sure we will see many more in the future.

07.10.2025 07:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

48 days to go until I am back in the UK. Anyone have any experience with emirates airlines? Been through Dubai airport that has any tips or tricks?

07.10.2025 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahhh 852dude was awesome. Hopefully he comes back.

06.10.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss old Facebook when it really was just my friends stuff that I saw and not constantly having to block one million versions of the Sun news.

06.10.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Realised that Iโ€™m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals โ€”

1) initial joy,
2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside
3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away
4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside

06.10.2025 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 318    ๐Ÿ” 61    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

He also put the ball in for the Thiaw chance. Murphy did alright when he came on, did what he was asked to do.

06.10.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s those early crosses. Catches a lot of teams out and causes chaos for defenders and keepers. Thereโ€™s nothing fancy about him most of the time and he knows what heโ€™s good and does it well.

05.10.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is some penalty by the way. Unstoppable.

05.10.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would we not be better off putting Trips at left back and Krafth at RB? Burn has absolutely zero pace and has been skinned more than once already. PTSD from watching this nonsense before.

05.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t tell you how much watching him miss control the ball when heโ€™s dribbling, Iโ€™ll have had a stroke by seasons end.

05.10.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What cunts would suspend a cunt for saying cunt? Cunts.

05.10.2025 04:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do chairman keep falling for his bullshit? Absolutely awful manager.

05.10.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ludek Miklosko.

04.10.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Retweet this picture so many times that when someone googles FIFA, this picture shows up.

03.10.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Whenever the boss asks me anything.

02.10.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That was a very good performance. Elanga and Gordon looked bright. Thiaw and Botman at the back like rocks.
Sandro being the best midfielder in the world.
And Big Nick looks the absolute business doesnโ€™t he. His hold up play, he passing, his vision, brilliant. Can see why Bayern wanted him.

02.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perpetually single.

01.10.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Matchday in the UCL โœจ

HOWAY THE LADS! ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค

01.10.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Ahahah Iโ€™d completely missed that. Tried to block that noise out.

01.10.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Threads is a site isnโ€™t it. What a gammon.

01.10.2025 08:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not sure how much longer Becky has in charge.

28.09.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Refs even looking right at it. Jesus fucking Christ.

28.09.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Newcastle is antifascist

27.09.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 240    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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