Kai

Someone I’m talking to on bumble just asked me “how deep does the gaylor thread go” looks like we’re already set to get married because there’s not nearly enough time to make a dent in that with one date

i will not apologize for the person i will be when chappell drops another album

Why do these trees look like they’re about to tell me it’s been a long time coming

I have never cared about musicals but I’m having so much FOMO around Wicked……help!

Yall suck for letting my soup trauma dump post flop 😭

Hi I’m Kai and in HS my best guy friend who I thought I was gonna marry (very You Belong With Me core) dated a girl who looked “just like me” as a beard and at first I hated her and then after they broke up I got to know her and I fell in love with her. She was straight. And I brought the soup pot

POV you’re about to choose a record so devastating to play

I think we should do a collective candy bowl trauma dump but make it be soup ingredients

I fear a lot of you don’t know that the majority of Taylor’s merch is just stuff off of wholesale dropshipping websites with Taylor’s face/lyrics slapped on it

After The Chicks were cancelled in the early 2000s, my mom who has no inclination toward country music started buying their albums and playing them in the car as a protest. And, first of all, she’s a badass for that. But I genuinely think this is why I loved country Taylor Swift so much lol

I rent a place on Cornelia Street I said casually in the passenger seat and you're eating me out and I screamed for whatever it's worth "I love you" ain't that the worst thing you ever heard? Is it casual now?

Did you relate HEAVILY to Mine as a closeted autistic teen or did you not script or experience comphet?

Feeling a little starved for Chappell content but I’m okay with that because I hope she’s frolicking!

But, on the other hand, she does end the mashup with “I can see it now.” So maybe there’s still a future that she can see in spite of the loss. Really fascinating mashup that’s gonna keep me thinking for a lonnnnng time.

I LOVE Mine because most of the story is written to appear like it already happened but it’s actually in the subjunctive because she imagined the whole thing and is WISHING for it to happen. And in IDWLF she’s already lost the best thing that’s ever been hers, perhaps before it could even happen

Remember when there was a Gaylor on the other app who said absolutely insanely sexual shit all the time and then we found out she was a z*onist settler and we all just went….oh

H*tlors dni 🙅🏽‍♀️

(au)tis(m) the damn season

fav/rt if u agree

Sometimes I’m sad but then I remember Chappell Roan exists

I’m gonna type it up tonight at work. We’ll see if I share 😌

Would yall believe me if I said being a gaylor led me so far off my intended life trajectory that I broke up with my ex gf of 7 years, had a doomed lesbian situationship, moved in with strangers and legitimately became a totally different person? And should I tell the long story or the abridged one?

@sgumg.bsky.social you got one of the best handles omfg

Where are my The Last Dinner Party moots? I feel like I left yall on the other app 😔

Follow me please! I can’t wait to ditch the other site but I feel like I’m leaving people behind

Someone in a group chat I’m in just said they were excited for RFK because he’ll probably ban food dyes…..there’s not gonna be any food dyes to eat when everyone is dead from the fact that he also banned vaccines 🤦🏽‍♀️

I know there’s no DMs here yet so if you wanna have a more private convo lmk I’ll send you my insta or something. I love you!! 💜

Hey friend! I’ve been in and out of recovery for my EDs for…a lot of years now. I just asked for a referral for a dietitian today! It’s a big undertaking and it feels so scary but if you ever need someone to talk to I’m here and I love you so much! I came searching for you from twt lol

My internalized echolalia has been choosing a new sound bite from TTPD every day and today it’s: Way to go TIGER! 🤦🏽‍♀️

Woke up and NYC smells like forest fire and smoke. What a charming Saturday!