The Bro-Sitter

It’s a simple ultra with an ABU EU stuffer in it 😏

I'm pretty sure unless you have a set of flippers, there's a size that would fit you, squirt.

Inspired? Maybe you should recreate this pic, runt.

“I started drinking a ton of water, since I’m trying to eat healthier… but I kept getting such a full bladder that I almost couldn’t make it to the bathroom, and nearly peed my pants a ton of times!”

Oof. Wow.

Maybe you should like. Try again?
See if it works this time.

Y’know… to eat healthier…

It’s not like I was thinking of this exact photo of you or anything 👀

Those are tapes that will definitely hold up the inevitably hefty Huggies attached 😈

Happy birthday!

(Also omg I’m so obsessed with this.)

It’s a sneaker that says “I am not totally big yet”

It gives a taste of rebellious boy, with just a dash of “but DAAAAD! I’m too OLD for DIAPERS!!!”

Perfectly paired with bandaid-patched knees, and worn best on a changing mat at a skate park

If you own these - 9/10 chance you need a diaper change

Converse Chuck Taylors are “diaper me” shoes.

If you wear these, I’m going to assume you are either in a diaper, or need one.

These sneakers are designed to twist and dangle in the air while tapes are roughly snapped off.

They’re boyish, they’re cute -
Wear them around me, get diapered

Live your truth! If people don’t like it, that’s up to them. But good for you for showing what you like!

Suuure buddy, whatever you say

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You know me too well 😵‍💫

This is what happens to unsupervised kiddos who attempt to do grown up things like the big boy challenge.

You end up in a wet diaper.

You would be correct. So when are you trying it?

I’m surprised you even lasted that long, to be honest

Try and stop me.

But I’ll bet you think you’re different, huh?

That you’ll be the one the crack the code and break the system? I doubt it, runt.

But please, by all means… give it a shot. Show me how many minutes you can get through before making puddles or sloshy pampers.

I’ll wait.

Over the years, many cocky boys have taken up my challenge, trying to prove their “big-ness”, only to end up on droopy pull-ups or soggy shorts.

There’s usually something on the line aside from their reputation, like undies privileges, or the commitment of their obedience should they fail.

Bringing this back on Bsky.

Do you think you’re ready to prove you’re a big boy?

It’s time you tried my patented
✨Big Boy Challenge✨

The rules are simple.

- 8 oz glass of water every 30 minutes
- don’t pee till I say
- if you have an accident, you lose

Easy, right?

You’d be surprised.

Your turn. Let’s hear it loud and proud. You’re the expert, after all

🔊Sound on 🔊

Sometimes you have to say something silly and embarrassing out loud, just to hear yourself say it.

I already knew I was in a wet diaper.
But my diaper decided it needed to hear me say the words out loud.

You should try it sometime.
Let your diaper do the talking.

Thanks, handsome 😌

We happen to share that fantasy… 😵‍💫
I’d love to model.

My pants were getting a little tight already

Uhhhh… guys?
Does anyone know how to get J-lube and a pint of water out a diaper?

Somehow my hand slipped and my diaper got really full, and now my pants feel funny while I’m shopping?

I think I need an adult 🥵🙈

Sneakers and diapers are such a hot combo 😵‍💫

Thicker is always better 😈
Especially for waddly little Bedwetter boys

We talk about Bi-panic

But what about Switch Panic?

There are times I see a hot man, and my brain freezes like a deer in the headlights.

Do I want to dominate him, and wipe the smug grin off his handsome face?

Or do I want him to step on my diaper and make me huff his armpits?

Help! 🥵😵‍💫😖

You should hump the potty.

You should put on a diaper, fill it up, and sit on the potty.

Reverse cowgirl. Hump back and forth, grinding your swollen pamper to a pulp against your useless potty.

It’s not like your toilet gets much use anyways. Might as well get yourself an ironic orgasm. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Those pull-ups didn’t stand a chance, big guy. Not against a super soaker like you.