Jayem Griffin

OR nurse, doing pre-surgery questions: "Are there any other things we should refrain from giving you due to religious, spiritual or deeply held beliefs?"
80some guy next to me: "mRNA"
:long pause:
Very underpaid OR nurse: "Well, we won't be vaccinating you during your double bypass, so that's fine!"

she's not a good person and that's really hot

happy to report that I am still gay as hell for General Olivier Armstrong

Make a list of everything that won't be on the exam. Title it "Not the Exam."

"to expand care and connect traveling patients with funding and navigational support. For example, two state government agencies have partnered with the Chicago Abortion Fund and several medical centers to ensure that abortion patients who need complex care in hospitals are supported."

Stability in the Number of Abortions from 2023 to 2024 in US States Without Total Bans Masks Major Shifts in Access

We have to hold the line. www.guttmacher.org/report/stabi...

"Illinois remains a key access point for the South and Midwest, because of both its geographic location and the efforts of the state government, abortion providers and support organizations to build a robust infrastructure..." (cont.)

that's just my inner monologue between 7 and 10 AM every day

It's Yell at the Administration About Dumb and Racist Immigration Rules Time!

act.surj.org/a/action-hou...

I mean, it's always Yell at the Administration About Dumb and Racist Immigration Rules Time, but there's, like, a link.

Easter is coming, which means it's time for my brain to go "nanananananananananananana BUTTER LAMB" on repeat for the next two weeks.

(I am not making this up. Okay, usually people don't sing cartoon theme songs about them, but: buffalobutterlambs.com/history/)

AND I ADORE IT SO MUCH

THOSE PENGUINS ARE COMMIES

Absolutely did irreparable physical and psychological damage every second you spent in its toxic environs, but you still think on it kindly. "Ah, the memories. That's definitely why I have lung cancer now."

Fandom Wank is the incredibly sketchy dive bar that never carded anyone and was primarily held together by tobacco tar and congealed bodily fluids.

Watching Gen Z vloggers covering the fandom scandals of my youth like a suburban dad fondly reminiscing about his checkered past.

Ilia Romanovich, get up and get your medal, you little edgelord. You did great. #isuworlds

Apparently there was a Severance season finale? I feel like I've wandered into a party where I don't know any of the very friendly drunk people, and I'm just there with some chips and 0 clues going "No, no, I get it, Helly's been through so much. You're right, Jame is SUCH a dick. What a cute goat!"

The absolute hands-down most delicious popcorn I have ever tasted ALSO benefits a beloved small-but-mighty reproductive rights nonprofit? I'd say "sign me up" but frankly I've already spent a slightly embarrassing amount. Worth it, though. The white cheddar is SO GOOD.

I KNOW HER AND SHE'S THE COOLEST

Counterpoint: said top may belong to or be characteristic of said morning, so this greeting is actually expressing your hope that the other party find someone who will peg them senseless and then make breakfast.

The author of the book I just started introduced her as a composer (+1) with "golden hair and proud bosom" (-2), and went on to do a paragraph about how many important dudes wanted to fuck her (-99).

Augusta Holmès was a French composer and poet from an Irish family. She wrote all of the texts for her work, including librettos for her four operas. She was deeply inspired by Wagner, and I'd be surprised if his nationalism didn't influence her symphonic poems Irlande and Pologne.

these are the BEST pictures of you

......biting is not helpful. Violence is not the answer.

Please let me know if I need to channel my mom and Speak To A Manager on your behalf. I can do a pretty good Outraged Suburban Middle-Class White Lady when I need to.

A screenshot of white text on black reading "cries in textual chaos" between square brackets

you: "Ad fontes!" :)
me, an intellectual:

brb posting this in the Shakesdiscord

I know what they mean. I know. But I just REALLY wanna see a stuffed fox with slightly uncanny glass eyes vogueing.

literally anything: "ineffable"
my trash brain, part 1: "ah, yes, incapable of being effed"
my trash brain, part 2: "not with THAT attitude it isn't"

anyway, pursue hot nasty queer sex with the One, I guess

I checked my holds right after making this and IT WORKED, comfort reads incoming tomorrow!!!

:shakes local library to make comfort reads fall out: (but gently, bc we love the library)

Your house is an architectural horror story. I want to dissect it under a microscope.