@nephimel.bsky.social
She/Her. Bisexual introvert. Beer lover. Cat peasant. Weirdo gamer. vTube noob. Mental health wreck. Stay positive? Twitch: twitch.tv/Nephimel Discord: discord.gg/vxCSxFg Email: missyernzi@gmail.com
I am way too hungover to deal with my period right now.
07.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ah, I thought that was just games played. Stardew made my top 5 on the Discord roundup.
06.12.2025 18:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0STARDEW FRIDAYS, BABY!
06.12.2025 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When you tell someone IRL that you stream:
"OH! You stream on Twitch?! Do you know this person?!"
Like we all just know each other. 😂
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates https://theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-1819567149/
28.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 1764 🔁 163 💬 28 📌 19Stores are packed tonight with everyone getting last minute items for Thanksgiving and I went just for muddy buddies 😂
26.11.2025 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
26.11.2025 23:00 — 👍 1703 🔁 155 💬 21 📌 25when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
26.11.2025 16:13 — 👍 39 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 13
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date
Horrified Man Looks On Powerlessly As He Ruins Date https://theonion.com/horrified-man-looks-on-powerlessly-as-he-ruins-date-1819571910/
26.11.2025 22:00 — 👍 1322 🔁 86 💬 24 📌 12
25.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finally, an Olympic sport I can get behind!
25.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 1075 🔁 177 💬 38 📌 19
“To be fair, I learned a lot about my sexuality from my Stretch Armstrong doll.” Portia Balenti, Chicken Behaviorist
AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives https://theonion.com/ai-enabled-teddy-bear-pulled-from-shelves-for-giving-advice-on-bdsm-where-to-find-knives/
25.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 644 🔁 57 💬 16 📌 3
Nandor and Guillermo from the television What We Do in the Shadows
I miss them
25.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 105 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0
24.11.2025 12:29 — 👍 3105 🔁 372 💬 38 📌 21
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I used to not be able to drink a cup of coffee without jumping out of my skin, but now it feels like there isn't enough caffeine in the world to keep me going some days. #Mondays
24.11.2025 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't stream tonight after all, but I might hang on my Discord for a bit.
22.11.2025 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
21.11.2025 23:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So, what are your plans for the weekend?
21.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 670 🔁 69 💬 16 📌 10Maybe I'll stream tonight? 👀
21.11.2025 22:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
20.11.2025 14:37 — 👍 160 🔁 60 💬 4 📌 2
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
21.11.2025 20:16 — 👍 4195 🔁 609 💬 65 📌 30Think I might finally set up the Xbox tonight now that there's not much left for me to do in Pokémon Z-A.
18.11.2025 01:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That moment you realize your move put you in a Popeyes desert. Am I supposed to just adopt Chick-fil-A now?
15.11.2025 20:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal
Federal Hemp Ban Threatens Local Guy’s Whole Deal https://theonion.com/federal-hemp-ban-threatens-local-guys-whole-deal/
14.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 1185 🔁 86 💬 17 📌 11Nooooooooooo. 😭
13.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh good. Players can kill me even faster now. 😂
13.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hilarious.
08.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not even home quite yet anyway, but yesssss. I need to trade my shiny swirlix!
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