Meus

this is entirely because 5e was designed for like long grindy dungeon runs, where you have to manage resources and shit. But those types of games are so rarely ran, that players are always at full strength essentially

and yeah its totally lime flavoured

Drawing my rebrand design and I wanna throw it at so many people. but I also shouldn'tttttttttttt :/

......are you the one paying the $20?

I can and will rebrand as someone without a mouth out of spite

do not test me >:3

having no stomach means I can't consume you in the first place >:3

get absolutely cooked

see the actual meta is I'm gonna remove my organs in my rebrand

can't liquify what I don't have >:3

I forgot to mention

THESE SHOOT OUT AT LIKE UP TO 45 MILES AN HOUR

THEY GO ZOOMY

I'm a huge nerd, Fungi are probably my favourite kingdom to learn about. But they're still beaten out by viruses, cause they do so much that doesn't exist anywhere else and is so novel

Like the fuck do you mean that (I think it's HIV) that DELIBERATELY MISREADS ITS OWN DNA TO READ A BASE TWICE?

yeah they're actually super cool. fruiting bodies do a bunch of cool shit

these are pilobolus sporangiophores. They build up pressure and then literally shoot forwards. Look up a video of it, you will not be disappointed

I can and will spray you with antifungals >:3

GIRL

I LIKE MY ORGANS NOT BEING LIQUID

Ruby I am literally a biologist

I'm not putting the mushrooms in my mouth, I know what they do

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

I NEED THIS

nyooooo

breaking into your house in a nurse outfit :3

Oh hey, das me!

Mwah!

lets gooooo. that means we get to see more tiddies from Naolin <3

you okay sweetie?

you want boobs? come press face into boobs to make your day better

yes

I will eternally shill this story.

We've got

A canonically transfem protagonist

Magical girls

Robots

The horrors

THINGS ARE AMAZING AND ALSO TERRIBLE

AHHHHHHHHHH

for those that haven't read it, go read Magical Girl Mechanical Heart

it's peak

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1064...

........this would be enough to make me fall for a girl on the spot

Love bites

yeah we am gonna fucking get you :3

Girl I'm gonna fucking get you

I desire her carnally

I need to bite her

girl who is oh so cooked

twitch.tv/tisMeus

why must it be coldddddddd

somebody come cuddle meeeeeee

I've still not recovered

3 more dayssssss

the tension comes from the L equivalent wanting to find whoever keeps giving people good days so they can reward them. But Shen doesn't want to bother people so is trying his best to avoid being found

:3

Crunch? Like biting?

I can do that!