Dougla Gyal Barbie

When i was in costco I saw a lego botanical bouquet I hadn't seen before, and now I can't stop thinking about it

The fact that D has picked out every electronic device in my home

I just get whatever he tells me to, and keep it pushing 😭

🤣🤣🤣 lmao it's in the Balkans so it's the spicy whites throwing off the average

I want to go to montenegro but I hear the food is trash

My gym currently has the most people I've ever seen in here at once (12)

And im annoyed af

My cousin told my godbaby to obey her parents, and my baby said "No I only obey God"

😭😭🤣🤣

Why is this funny? I'm in shambles

I remember drunkenly singing "I Will Survive" on NYE, and I'm starting to think it was foreshadowing 🫠

In this weird space where a lot of crazy shit is happening around me, but not directly to me.

And it's wild af to process and manage?

I have the wildest book hangover right now.

I'm literally struggling to function 🫠

They tried to wipe the Black Panthers off the face of the earth....like BPP members are still in prison/exile right now today

KRIT and caddies
Rick Ross and mmmmMaybach music

THIS IS NOT A SONG.
THIS A REVELATION HOW TO GET A NIGGA GONE

🗣 Last time that I checc'd, it was 5 chains on my neck 🗣🗣

I havent been to Roots Picnic in a decade....but D'Angelo headlining ??????????????

Omfg........

Apparently she kept calling to check if I made an appointment yet, so my girl had to call her and let her know.

Such a sweet surprise 😩

I got to my nail appointment to find out my mom was conspiring with my nail girl all week to have a gift card waiting for me when I arrived 🥺🥹

When i was leaving the pool, the lady at the front desk said I looked great in the water today and asked if I used to compete.

I'm a far far cry from my prime, but it's nice to know I still got a Lil drip of something left in the tank

Tried to explain what an "unfriendly black hottie" is to my mom, and now she's watching Mean Girls for the first time 🙃🙃🙃

I spent the last 2 hours thinking I was going to miss a work deadline...turns out it's not until next week

🫠

The closer we get to the tour the more it powers up

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If Toyota ever puts out a hybrid FJ Cruiser...

I thought about it, and it's really Toyota's fault for discontinuing the FJ Cruiser.

Now I'm thirsty af for anything that remotely resembles one 😩

I know I've been living in the south for too long, because that new electric Hummer gets me lusty a lil bit 🫣

Wow. The power I possess

Remember when "Victory Lap," "4Eva Is a Mighty Long Time," and the "Black Panther" soundtrack all dropped in the same 5 month period?

What a time to be alive 🥹🥹

Same goes for people who approach their own titles with the same energy.

Like why did a pilot call themselves a skybender in casual convo today !?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love when someone uses my job title as a verb/adverb

My type of goofiness and carrying on