If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s send a flirty text and then spiral and over analyze all the ways it could possibly be misinterpreted until they reply

Ohoooo can’t wait to see what these dragon school freaks do next 👀 #onyxstorm

Oh it was soo tedious

We all saw elongated muskrat do the fucking nazi salute on live television right?? Like, we really cannot just skate by that.

Whoever invented the leaf blower, when I meet you it’s on sight 🥊

Aggressively exfoliating your feet is fucking weird. Those callouses are forming for a reason

Some of these apple genius ai ads are just plain BAD. The messaging that you need an AI assistant to write a 3 sentence professional email?? Babe you should not have that job if you need an AI to figure out “warm regards” in lieu of “holla back”

*inhaled deeply* God I love a 7+ season procedural drama with a big ol ensemble cast and ~20 episodes per season and a revolving door of great characters to get attached to

Buying 3 of the same black turtleneck top for work is perhaps the best decision I’ve ever made. Really takes the stress out of getting ready in the AM #outfitrepeater

I’m gonna be so sad when I’m done reading a wild and ruined song because it’s the last in the series 😭 I love these characters sm