Friday Blaise aka Danielle Lily Squirts

Baffling:

People who own a giant untrained dog but have a motorbike as their only form or transportation and no fence.

Not Baffling: If you put the worst person in charge all the worst people are liberated to behave badly.

a dog laying on the floor in a store ALT: a dog laying on the floor in a store

visual puns are my jam

Ima gonna fix it now that i am through those dates anyway.

I know addressing something we disagree with can result in hostility online. I am a learner and secure in who i am so i can take criticism and disagreement without getting defensive and i am always willing to do better. Social media has always been my weakest link in this biz. Thank you.

Not perfect and maybe messed it up but it was for sure my intention to include an image description. I know there is at least one image i did not alt text at all but if there is one where i didn't include a description it wasn't intentional. On at least one it was farther down but it was there.

I know this because i do a rather elaborate incall set up and it rarely matters to anyone but me. I could do none of it and we would still have the same good time. Still, i am convinced that it helps set and keep the mood even if they don't seem to care - doesn't mean it has no effect.

Heh - I get your point but i do think you misread this part or maybe i mistyped/was unclear. I for sure did not intend to say it won't matter if they cant' see me - i meant they would not care about the background with me in the foreground - and they won't - not in the image or in person.

😝

What's with this site labeling people as "rude account" and how do I get that status

Come to think of it, i am pretty sure i had to do this to join Tryst so maybe i just need to smoke a bowl and chill. 😎

I am sorry someone fucked with you. I am glad they helped you resolve it. I will give it some more thought. I appreciate your words and taking the time.

IDK, it just feels like they are collecting data on us so that we could potentially be prosecuted.

Oh yeah? Huh. Well, now i wonder why i wasn't asked? This is the first time for me. HMMM. Maybe i am totally backwards on this.

That part isn't what is bugging me. Maybe i am taking it too personally but i have been the absolute most loyal and long term supporter of this site - i am not exaggerating. I, and many others, paid for ads in cities this site didn't work in for many years to get it going. BUT NOW I NEED TO SEND ID?

Heh, this whole conversation is just gonna land us where we already know we are - that we need decrim.

We have always had to self police for this reason. If they have zero idea there is any concequence they would all just rip us off. This being true is why more and more of us require deposits or payment in advance.

Well, love it is precisly because we don't have any legal recourse to enforce what would otherwise be a legally binding agreement.

Heh, you are like me - so very many thoughts. I am bothered by this. I have been on the site since 2005 and i am not being accused of anything but i am being forced to send in my ID if i want to keep my profile of 21 years even tho my site and email have not changed and i am for sure still me.

So you are complying. Check. Thank you. I do think there is a difference between pointing out the natural consequences to someone's actions vs threatening them but it should be in the published cancel policy - not in personal communication after that fact. Read the fine print - so to speak.

This just keeps getting wackier. 🏓

OK, chat how are we dealing with P411? Are we just quitting on them or are we complying with their invasive nonsense?

Asking for a friend who has been a member since 2005 and they still always treat me like i am the hostile enemy because in truth they hate sex workers and advocate for the men.

this’ll work for thigh thursday too, right? might post something new if i get tipped or make some sales tho! 🖤😘

People always go on about height, eye colour, etc. as measures of attractiveness and it’s like who gives a fuck. Give me dexterous hands and a sharp mind.

Mikaela is lounging on a white, fur rug in front of a fireplace. She is wearing a blue and silver lace 3 piece lingerie set.

Ivy is laying on a bed with a white bedspread with her arms raised over her head. She's wearing a blue and pink floral 3 piece lingerie set.

Richmond, I am SO excited to be offering duos with @meetivysong.bsky.social while she’s in town!

February 5-7

Reach out to either of us for a very cute and sexy time!

💌datemikaela.com
💌meetivysong.com

This picture is very similar to one previously posted, also about #goalorientation. It features me, at the time a particularly not tan white woman with red hair and blue eyes - posing kneeling facing away but twisting back so one can still see the curve of my right breast. I am looking back at the camera over my right shoulder, with a big bright red lipstick smile. A multicolored striped rectangular pillow is between my legs on a burnt orange cushioned arm chair in a hotel. I am wearing a black bra and heels under a sheer black flock dotted baby doll. My bra is only hooked on the bottom. I forgot to take out my green spiral earrings so they are a lil incongruent. My left hand holds the back of the chair. My right hand is on my head, elbow to the roof.

Happy to book, but i am #notapizza nor do i teleport and with that many OKs and years of experience how does he not know better by now? He didn't even visit/def didn't read my site, and he was prob late night high/drunk requesting. This, loves, lacks #goalorientation

#Bethepillow #alttext

Handle: JohnSmith
time submitted: 1:37am
time requested: 2hrs at 2:30am
time i saw it: 8:12am
for an outcall
to a town i never promoted adjacent to one i am no longer in
The included message:
"Be my mommy and
Be my mommy
Be my mommy"

79 P411 OKs (19 in 2025) since 2016
#cantmakethisshitup

Kei, a tan heavy set Filipunx Trans Woman, standing with left elbow up and handin hair behind head, black Chelsea boots with black knit OverKneeSox, a black and red checkered bandana around right calf and a yellow "DO NOT PET" dog collar with small black snap pouches around left calf, black distressed crust punk cutoff shorts with jagged white stitching, black triple row pyramid belt above a faded olive factory tactical belt belt with a keystrap chain and Trans Pride Bandana off Jer left hip, a black CHAINSAW MAN tee with a collage of POWER on the front cut into a cropped halter tank, black denim vest with studs and a PAILHEAD pin on left lapel, studded bracelets and black cloth wrapped on wrists, short black dread tips forward on shoulders and brass cone pendant and padlock necklaces, black and bleached side wispys and choppy bangs framing face and smoothed back on Her right side, red and autumn lipstain with shimmer and red eyeshadow smeared around eyes with thick crossed puppy eyeliner, cinderblock hallway with front overhead florescent lighting.

Todays Legs
#MonsterGirl

A letterpress card in cream with all caps writing: R.E.M. GAVE ME UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS FOR HOW I'D FEEL AT THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

A greeting card for my Bluesky friends

So funny no matter how far north you are from there is someone from even farther north that knows real winter. 😝

I clicked 'follow all' on starter packs. I am gonna have to trim it back cause even tho i tried to mostly follow in person talent i have a ton of OF and CC and also just like beggers? Bet i am prob following AI but i haven't paid close enough attention to know it. #badatsocialmediagoodatlife