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blaming every life problem on your ex from half a decade ago is weird. it’s weird sue.

i return.

so after 12 hours, i sprained my ribs

my er doctor was interesting. kinda an ass, but he respected my knowledge of my own disabilities. he did all the tests and more, and essentially came back with we both know your ehlers danlos is ehlers danlosing, and your spondylitis is spondylitising, & your meds at home are stronger than we have🤷🏻

did trump actually cause the mid-air collision at DCA? probably not. should we say he did? obviously yes

in the er for achey tiddy

likely a sprained rib. but they’re checking for lung cysts and hidradenitis suppurativa scar tissue first because it wasn’t broken and i had a hs flare a week before.

one thing i didn’t think about with a new presidency: a new white house press spokeswoman who has to say “doge” out loud, and will probably quit in a month.

coughing from a dab, jump up to get water;
suddenly the full force of POTS and a triple dose of cyclobenzaprine hits me as i grip the bathroom door frame.

certainly high now sheesh

viola - volks dear sd nayu
cherise ciel - volks sd midi sweet dream angel una

where is it on the pain scale when you gotta lamaze breathe to get through it?

i can’t tell if what im dealing with is scar tissue and a hidradenitis flare under my skin, or i broke a rib from coughing. too high to be bile duct colic.

if you don’t believe me and fit the type, check your estrogen, testosterone, and cortisol

so like, with everything going on with america right now, i thinks it’s gonna be a hard sell, but: “blue hair and pronouns,” “manic pixie dream girl,” and many combos of femme, not cis, autistic, alt fashion, mentally and chronically disabled person is essentially the third sex.

i don’t know how to snap my fingers, am i still allowed to be gay?

that feel when you click EVERY WRONG BUTTON during a risky text

oh yeah i’m just talking american consumers in our current political climate, but you’re right. europe likes tea way more than we do.

oh no i mean that buying from them will end up costing buyers customs fees if trump enacts the tariffs on chinese goods. so the non-chinese tea shops will have more demand vs chinese or american based shops, unless they transship it, like china>singapore>usa. w2t will have lower demand.

*and

trump presidency predictions as seen through puer tea:

LP raises prices and loses to european abd taiwan/malaysia/singapore based shops.

he decides to actually ban the men who made half the discord leave.

w2t will have to actually say where their leaves came from.

i need to finally cake these two, but also i want some cheng shen hao 2025 when that comes out in spring because year of the snake birthday cake for my 36th lol

one problem with my impulse control is that i know a lot of really easy ways to spend $10,000 in a few clicks, that ends up looking like not much.

tax return looming, and weed glass paraphernalia and yang qing hao want my cash.

i’ve been buying the bougie eggs this whole time and the bougie eggs are still the same price

it’s a place to sell pipes and bongs, and cannabis consumption products and related accessories. puffco is like a customizable robotic pipe

it’s not, it’s about the 31 transaction spree i did on puffco peak accessories on glasspass

it’s called self care

this kicks ass lmfao

like, forgive my hubris in forgetting that shihtzu are like the second heaviest toy breed. we just like making them tiny.

gotta love how i bought a shihtzu from a breeder with good genes, coming from one of her tinier pairs; and my ass, while picking for color markings, i got the beefy first born boy twice the size of his parents. i swear he’s still growing what the fucka

A still from Cunk on Earth of Belgian technoanthem Pump Up the Jam that informs you it was played five times in a row at the funeral of director Stanley Kubrick

Mods are asleep post random images from Cunk on Earth

looking at this 5g jar of primo rosin, thinking i could finish this in a day. but then i remembered we don’t have civil rights anymore so maybe i should take a t break to save money on future rosin.