Gablue-sky

"they're nonbinary they don't need a car"

that feelin when you breathe out and the breath is all hot after eating soup

Dying smoke alarm woke me up at 6:30 contemplating ending it all

"I really want to stay at your house" during my shower was a personal attack spotify

Tricycle strapped to roof of car, bow and arrow, medieval weapon lead to man’s arrest near US Capitol - WTOP News An “unusual vehicle” on Pennsylvania Avenue led to the detainment of a person near the U.S. Capitol.

a man was just arrested at a D.C. congressional parking lot driving a Subaru with a tricycle strapped to the roof. inside he had a sword, a halberd, an AK-47 with a bayonet and 30-round magazine, an unlicensed pistol and a bow and arrow

of course he's an Oregonian

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Sure man!

A molotov cocktail about to be thrown. Overlaid is the text, "You don't need to be a wizard to cast fireball."

On the last day of six eight hour shifts in a row how tf do people do this every week

A temple? No, sir.
My body is a banana stand.

Pro tip:
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.

this morning, i very narrowly avoided a HORRIFIC INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT due to improper labeling of chemicals (i almost pulled myself a decaf shot by mistake)

At da bar

Driving to Vegas got the gf next to me happily playing balatro on my legion, life good.

Fleeing the state

I've been in bed in the fetal position for like three days anyone wanna rip out my ulcer for me this shit sucks

If y'all haven't seen Mickey 17 go watch it, honestly silly when it needed to be with gripping political commentary and a solid story.

I was so dehydrated and malnourished from my ulcer related issues I almost got to spend a few days in the hospital but told them I couldn't afford it lmao I love the US

At the doctor for tummy maybe they'll euthanize meeeee

Love sitting in a thirteen minute queue for a 6 minute match thank you stadium I wanna play more

It's mostly for tax breaks for businesses but there's a high chance it gets back loaded into a bill and doesn't go into effect until 2028

Imagine being named Ralph and some person threw up and named it after you that's fucking embarrassing

Whoever put on the weather this morning really nailed it

I'm just a man

Like is just a repeating cycle of inconveniences and love

We’re excited to announce an update to the ape enclosure! It’s a mysterious black monolith that appeared over night but it’s probably fine.

Whoa! Blowing a place to hell might radicalize the people there?!? Who knew????

Got whiplash watching Trump's national security advisor call the Ukraine War "a World War 1 style meat grinder of people" then call for them to drop their draft age from 26 year olds to 18 year olds in order to generate "hundreds of thousands of new soldiers" IN THE SAME INTERVIEW

Anyone else feel like they gotta screw in their finger/toenails better??

Ask your doctor about caves