“We just wanted a half time show in English” yeah well last years show was in English and they didn’t like that one either

Why was he even watching it? He should’ve been tuned into Kid Rock.

Cancel your service.

We need to stop as much spending as we can. Stop giving your money to big companies. Shop local businesses. Money is the only thing these people understand

So we have to protect Greenland from Russia but we invite Putin to be on the board of peace??

We should have the Congress and Senate wear patches showing who their donors are. Just like nascar drivers

Those are rookie numbers. We can get those higher

More than that needs to happen but it would be a start

People in the United States need to do this too. Buy only necessities. Cancel trips. Cancel services. When companies ask why blame this administration. Make it hard for them to back him. Buy from small businesses.

I was so excited to see @alexwinter.com and Keanu Reeves in Waiting for Godot tomorrow but instead I am sick in bed. Most non triumphant.

Oooohhhh it turns out the real villain in stranger things was the us government the whole time

Picture of snowflakes embroidered on cards

Christmas cards!

Hey Senate Dems- GET FUCKED

5 Phone Calls Can Stop American Fascism. Here Are the Numbers. Politicians have a secret math they don't want you to know.

Every state official needs to be called and hearing about this. No politician or elected official that are earning a living off taxpayers can be allowed to hide and ride this out.

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I am just hoping that the military will remember their oath but the longer this goes on the less hope I have

My 13 year old’s biggest issue with Breaking Bad is not the drugs or the violence. He is concerned over Walter and Skyler’s marriage and that their lack of communication. He was also very concerned with Skyler’s smoking at the gas station while pregnant

At the ER last night (my kid is fine)

Dr - hmm well I’m note sure what’s wrong but we will figure it out
Me- it’s ok. I know what’s wrong. I saw it on House. It’s Lupus
Teen- OMG mom you can’t just say that
Dr- it could be super Lupus

Last night in the ER my teen was getting checked out (they are fine)

Nurse - ok let’s listen to your lungs
Me (whispers loudly to teen) - this is just like that show I watch - Law and Order
Teen - omg mom you can’t just say things
Nurse - laughs
Me- I actually don’t watch Law and Order

Had to take my kid to the ER last night (they are fine)

Dr - just a few tests. And let’s do an X-ray
Me- we can just add more tests. Let’s test like we are in a country with universal healthcare
Dr- laughs

The American people have the chance to do the funniest thing. We leave TikTok in droves so these maga investors waste 14 billion dollars

My teen is watching Breaking Bad and so far he is most freaked out by the flip phones they use

I’ve got pitches for days son!

Is there a Hallmark movie about a fan going on a Hallmark movie cruise and falling in love with her favorite Hallmark movie star? If not can I trademark that idea so I can sell it to Hallmark?

This is kidnapping.

I can be joyful about one thing while I spiral at the state of the world. I multitask like a boss

Hey remember that show Designated Survivor? Yeah I liked that show

I’m thinking about it right now

As an adult in her 40’s I spend entirely too much time wondering what superpower I would want and what wishes I would make if I found a genies lamp

This is what you get when you spray paint crap you bought at Hobby Lobby and gluing it to the wall

How many vacations has this jerk taken?