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Map of Ukraine and Russia

“…around Ukraine…”

Do you find him attractive in this movie? Even as a kid I thought the relationship with the teacher strained credulity.

Who’s gonna tell them?

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

The Wendy's on the corner of Larch and Cedar covered in plastic construction tarps

NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL: A rare site in a Lansing Michigan USA as the Kalamazoo Wendy's enters its pupae state

Tax the churches.

Christmas is a happy time for many but this year please take a moment to remember all the people who’ve died trying to imitate Mr Bean’s turkey-on-head routine from “Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean”

Hey - at least it’s not a picsix!

OFFICIAL: “It was not ‘hands-to-the-face” because the player on the field was a Cleveland Brown. Result of the play: touchdown!”

If I had a dollar for every time I've warned people about this, I'd have a billion dollars.

Guardians legend Spencer horwitz will be remembered

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while a man in a hat stands behind him ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while a man in a hat stands behind him

Spencer Horwitz with the Guardians:

Did you know the supreme court is just a regular court but with sour cream and diced tomatoes?

what idiot called it “shoot your shot” and not

Bad, but expensive.

Damn, other than brown hair and sleeping diagonally in your bed…
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Honestly, the thought process of "Maybe all I need is a coffee, and then I won't feel like committing murder" that made the assassin swing into a Starbucks first is SO relatable...

The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.

Bashar al-Assad’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

two posts from threads first is from @camillecardonaa and says: I just found out that only 1.5% of Japan's population is Christian and I'm heartbroken. second is a reply from @orangedweller and says: Hi. Japan's homicide rate is 07% per 100K. United States homicide rate is 5.7% per 100K. Japan's unhoused population in 2024: 2,820. United States unhoused: 653,104. Japan also has one of the highest food security rates in the whole big world. Meanwhile, in the US, 18 million people are food insecure. Maybe this Sunday you can ask the Christians what their bible says about poor people and murder. Sorry bout your heart.

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I think we need a bigger box.

I didn’t think you could be more perfect 😍

New Years Eve 2021: well next year can’t get any worse…
New Years Eve 2022: well next year can’t get any worse…
New Years Eve 2023: well next year can’t get any worse…
New Years…

Are my curly fries seasoned curly fries?

Things you won’t see on Twitter.

LOL

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