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I work in accounting at my day job, I’m a member of the City Council, former chair of the local democrat party, occasionally stream a cooking show on Twitch, and I’m a published author. Life is good. **Opinions are my own**

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Wut

19.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 6401    🔁 2432    💬 633    📌 191
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23.08.2025 14:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The fact that nobody around him has told him this isn’t how numbers work shows you how afraid of him everyone who works for him is.

04.08.2025 03:16 — 👍 10031    🔁 2750    💬 883    📌 295
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Trump admin bent the rules to give Ghislaine Maxwell a softer lockup: report The Trump administration's unexpected decision to upgrade convicted Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell to a minimum-security prison camp in Texas required them to waive federal prisoner rules...

Thanks to @rawstory.com for acknowledging my reporting! www.rawstory.com/ghislaine-ma...

02.08.2025 18:22 — 👍 2627    🔁 869    💬 131    📌 39
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So let me get this straight: Jack Smith investigates a guy who tried to overturn an election and incited an insurrection… and he’s the one being investigated?

We’re not a serious country. We’re a banana republic with better branding…but that’s going to shit, too.

02.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 9873    🔁 3298    💬 936    📌 262
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Q: What did you think Epstein was stealing those women for?

Trump: walks away

The American people deserve to know the truth. Release the files!

30.07.2025 18:38 — 👍 660    🔁 178    💬 40    📌 16
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Nancy Mace gets wrecked by a community note

13.07.2025 19:24 — 👍 25449    🔁 7042    💬 725    📌 299
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13.07.2025 22:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh my god

13.07.2025 20:56 — 👍 2949    🔁 981    💬 450    📌 121
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It is bullshit and I hope your appeal gets approved. 🤞🏼

13.07.2025 22:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely. 💯

13.07.2025 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What?!? That sucks! I had another friend who lost theirs as well and it was AI moderation that ended up being the reason. Took a few weeks to get them back. Sorry, that is no fun.

13.07.2025 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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sound up

12.07.2025 22:52 — 👍 10432    🔁 4685    💬 505    📌 387
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13.07.2025 15:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Israeli settlers beat U.S. citizen to death in West Bank A 21-year-old Florida man was beaten to death by Israeli settlers while visiting family in the West Bank.

A 21-year-old Florida man was beaten to death by Israeli settlers while visiting family in the West Bank.

13.07.2025 14:49 — 👍 790    🔁 426    💬 60    📌 47
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Actor Mandy Patinkin’s plea for Jews to consider how what Netanyahu’s Israeli government is doing to Gaza is not just harming Palestinians and killing kids — but also endangering Jews across the globe.

13.07.2025 15:15 — 👍 12239    🔁 4387    💬 380    📌 599
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Trump just posted this “Bomb Bomb Iran” video: 🎵 “Went to a mosque… Gonna throw some rocks… Time to turn Iran into a parking lot…”

After many innocent people were killed there — Childish. Indifferent to human suffering. Not leadership.

25.06.2025 00:50 — 👍 592    🔁 171    💬 104    📌 36
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👇🏽

25.06.2025 00:51 — 👍 481    🔁 87    💬 27    📌 5
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.@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is standing up to oligarchy and fighting to make New York City affordable for working people.

It's no wonder that billionaires and corporations are spending a fortune to defeat him.

If you’re a NYC voter, I urge you to rank him #1 on your ballot today.

24.06.2025 16:06 — 👍 1433    🔁 282    💬 25    📌 13
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Barring a tourist over a meme mocking the VP? This is what authoritarianism looks like

24.06.2025 14:43 — 👍 1342    🔁 431    💬 118    📌 71
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It’s wild that in the video DHS posted in an effort to make the beating of an innocent landscaper (with 3 marine sons) seem justified there’s a masked ice goon pointing a gun at a random car passing by and they don’t seem to think it matters at all

24.06.2025 01:06 — 👍 12374    🔁 4758    💬 524    📌 227

I like the concept of garden party poly. Seems reasonable. I don’t think forcing metas to get along makes sense. My other friends don’t all get along, why would I assume different partners would want to hang out?

24.06.2025 01:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As major U.S. cities brace for possible terror attacks in response to the strikes on Iran, just a reminder of who Trump put in charge of terror prevention

God help us all

22.06.2025 18:33 — 👍 1498    🔁 503    💬 142    📌 42
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A common denominator for Republicans and Dems either backing the strike (Fetterman, Torres etc) or limply *demanding more info* is AIPAC support

Republican Rep: Massie says AIPAC constantly attacks him because “they’re afraid the truth can be contagious”👇🏽

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DLNDDCU...

22.06.2025 13:10 — 👍 467    🔁 121    💬 33    📌 8
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NEWS: The Entire World is on High Alert Following United States Strikes in Iran The entire world is on high alert following U.S. strikes in Iran, Vance says regime change is not the plan, multiple U.S. cities beef up security, a man dies in ICE custody during transit, and more.

NEWS: The entire world is on high alert following U.S. strikes in Iran, Vance says regime change is not the plan, multiple U.S. cities beef up security, a man dies in ICE custody during transit, and more.

All the news you missed overnight: open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...

22.06.2025 13:26 — 👍 594    🔁 130    💬 20    📌 7

The American evangelical right is absolutely shitting themselves with excitement over this. There is nothing on planet earth that they want more then a destabilized Middle East at war to trigger the rapture. This is 100% fact even though it sounds ridiculous.

22.06.2025 01:29 — 👍 5172    🔁 1590    💬 51    📌 149
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This is a moment to oppose war and show there is a clear difference between the parties — but @schumer.senate.gov & @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social are nowhere to be found.

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/20/o...

20.06.2025 12:47 — 👍 605    🔁 160    💬 57    📌 17

No one is better at explaining things than @petebuttigieg.bsky.social. Wishing you all a wonderful and MEANINGFUL Juneteenth! 🖤

19.06.2025 19:56 — 👍 14727    🔁 2094    💬 165    📌 36

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